Demonic forces
Satan is my new computer. I had no other option than to call him that after I finally got him up and running. The case is all black and gleamy and the fans are ever so silent. But under his dark shell is a vigorous engine capable of infernal speed and performance! Not to mention that during the last few days he has eaten so much warez that I almost feel quilty just thinking about it. The devil made me do it! Anyhow, I can finally start up my Photoshop just like that. And the best part is that Oblivion is looking good enough to eat. The compy I had before could barely run Sid Meier's Pirates with all eye candy switched off.
But enough of all this bragging. Recently I have been doing-
No, wait! I just gotta tell you this. When I boot Satan he says bleep boob peep. And his little blue light winks at me mischievously! "200 Gigas worth of free memory, baby! Wanna play some Unreal Tournament? Hey, let's download something together!" I already thought about downloading 40 gigas of German midget porn just because I can. Now all I need to do is connect my new computer into my old one. Maybe I could eventually make them breed?
Maybe it's for the best if I shut up. If you don't hear from me in a month or two I'm probably still busy hustling around this machine.
P.S. Extra big thanks for my new friend for sharing her copy of Painter with me! You know who you are, dear! Many thanks! I'm absolutely in love with this program. Here's the first scetch I coloured with it.