...EW

Jul 19, 2009 01:48

OMFG

THERE WAS A HOUSE CENTIPEDE ON A CORNER OF MY WALL.

AND I TRIED TO SQUISH IT WITH A NAPKIN.

UNFORTUNATELY I DIDN'T SQUISH HARD ENOUGH.

AND I ONLY GOT A COUPLE OF LEGS.

AND THEY WERE TWITCHING.
IN MY NAPKIN.
...AND THE REST OF IT IS PROBABLY HIDING SOMEWHERE SEEKING VENGEANCE.

I think I'm going to go cry in a corner now.

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