Jul 19, 2009 01:48
OMFG
THERE WAS A HOUSE CENTIPEDE ON A CORNER OF MY WALL.
AND I TRIED TO SQUISH IT WITH A NAPKIN.
UNFORTUNATELY I DIDN'T SQUISH HARD ENOUGH.
AND I ONLY GOT A COUPLE OF LEGS.
AND THEY WERE TWITCHING.
IN MY NAPKIN.
...AND THE REST OF IT IS PROBABLY HIDING SOMEWHERE SEEKING VENGEANCE.
I think I'm going to go cry in a corner now.