this entry wasn't supposed to be about my lame purchase three months ago. oh well.
a while back i purchased a book on cleft palates (it was only a dollar) and it smells like death--the book. maybe that's why it was only a dollar.
Me in my bathroom taking a picture of myself with my new camera in the bathroom
when i was making this life-altering purchase, i had failed to "sniff" the book. i was at nine lives bookstore and breathing (AT ALL) would have led to my death (i'm pretty allergic to long-haired cats). maybe it was smart of me to do the smell check here at home. but now i'm stuck with a book that smells like death, and, because of this, it's been spending its time as a very inefficient doorstop. it's probably about 5 inches away from the door that's how inefficient this book is. as a doorstop. maybe i should promote it to the position of body guard. i don't know . . . i'll figure something out. Bouncer of Club Nydia's Room?
i haven't read the book, but i've looked at the pictures. they're black and white. they're not as graphic as i'd like for them to be. they're just black and white and they smell like death. every single page. every single glue smear. every single thread. every single word.
oh yeah!
i got a new camera because my sister who left me for china took my other camera and i really needed to take a picture of my restroom:
Me taking a picture of my new camera and myself in my bathroom
but with color correction, OR BETTER YET, color error
(what a horrible job, Nydia)
i really needed to take a picture of my restroom.
My bathroom, taken with my new camera
don't you just want to hang out there with my singing crab and gold shoes forever?
Me in my bathroom taking a picture of myself with my new camera in the bathroom
when i was making this life-altering purchase, i had failed to "sniff" the book. i was at nine lives bookstore and breathing (AT ALL) would have led to my death (i'm pretty allergic to long-haired cats). maybe it was smart of me to do the smell check here at home. but now i'm stuck with a book that smells like death, and, because of this, it's been spending its time as a very inefficient doorstop. it's probably about 5 inches away from the door that's how inefficient this book is. as a doorstop. maybe i should promote it to the position of body guard. i don't know . . . i'll figure something out. Bouncer of Club Nydia's Room?
i haven't read the book, but i've looked at the pictures. they're black and white. they're not as graphic as i'd like for them to be. they're just black and white and they smell like death. every single page. every single glue smear. every single thread. every single word.
oh yeah!
i got a new camera because my sister who left me for china took my other camera and i really needed to take a picture of my restroom:
Me taking a picture of my new camera and myself in my bathroom
but with color correction, OR BETTER YET, color error
(what a horrible job, Nydia)
i really needed to take a picture of my restroom.
My bathroom, taken with my new camera
don't you just want to hang out there with my singing crab and gold shoes forever?