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Okay...
Well, life is good for me, how about the rest of you? I just found out we have an MUN meeting right after school... (*exasperated horray*) i guess track will have to wait till tommoorw.... Shucks! (lol jk)
Speaking of track... do any of you know how awful and tiring it is? Wholly cow.... Eight miles... EIGHT OF 'EM! And if you stop to walk.... you run another one... Its awful!!! But hey, we're ordering our sweats... so its all worth it now... And all of you should join... cast off your video games and your couches and your playstations and your cheetos and your junk food and your pizza and your filth and your sluggishness, and rise up and run... After all, (this is a bonus) when you are sitting in class, being made fun of by the football player b/c you are on the 'weak' track team... you can reveal that "HEY, MY SPORT IS YOUR SPORTS PUNISHMENT!"
(Miranda, prepare to give me bonus points)
Brothers and Sisters of the State- I come before you to proudly proclaim that the time has come for liberation! The average student proletariat, constantly thrown under the bondage of idleness and sluggishness has cause to rise up together. RISE UP AND CAST OFF YOUR CHAINS! THROUGH THE WORK OF THE MANY, WE WILL PERFECT THE ONE! Your video games have you addicted... your imaginary 'problems' which supposedly hold you from such events as track are only excuses of the weak and foolheardy. Your hatred of 'work' and 'endurance' and 'running' is only blinding you from the joy it brings.... As the feminist movement basically stated- RISE UP AND CAST OFF THE CHAINS THAT HOLD YOU BOUND.
For this declaration has made you free...
Rise up, and join track... The ONLY REAL sport...
All those that mess with the best will die with the rest...
(And that includes golfers... we're on to you... We know that golf isnt a sport... We'll prove it....)
~The United Track and Field Socialist Party~
(Lol... Euro people- dont ya just love the name?)
PS: I expect all of you there this monday...
Well, life is good for me, how about the rest of you? I just found out we have an MUN meeting right after school... (*exasperated horray*) i guess track will have to wait till tommoorw.... Shucks! (lol jk)
Speaking of track... do any of you know how awful and tiring it is? Wholly cow.... Eight miles... EIGHT OF 'EM! And if you stop to walk.... you run another one... Its awful!!! But hey, we're ordering our sweats... so its all worth it now... And all of you should join... cast off your video games and your couches and your playstations and your cheetos and your junk food and your pizza and your filth and your sluggishness, and rise up and run... After all, (this is a bonus) when you are sitting in class, being made fun of by the football player b/c you are on the 'weak' track team... you can reveal that "HEY, MY SPORT IS YOUR SPORTS PUNISHMENT!"
(Miranda, prepare to give me bonus points)
Brothers and Sisters of the State- I come before you to proudly proclaim that the time has come for liberation! The average student proletariat, constantly thrown under the bondage of idleness and sluggishness has cause to rise up together. RISE UP AND CAST OFF YOUR CHAINS! THROUGH THE WORK OF THE MANY, WE WILL PERFECT THE ONE! Your video games have you addicted... your imaginary 'problems' which supposedly hold you from such events as track are only excuses of the weak and foolheardy. Your hatred of 'work' and 'endurance' and 'running' is only blinding you from the joy it brings.... As the feminist movement basically stated- RISE UP AND CAST OFF THE CHAINS THAT HOLD YOU BOUND.
For this declaration has made you free...
Rise up, and join track... The ONLY REAL sport...
All those that mess with the best will die with the rest...
(And that includes golfers... we're on to you... We know that golf isnt a sport... We'll prove it....)
~The United Track and Field Socialist Party~
(Lol... Euro people- dont ya just love the name?)
PS: I expect all of you there this monday...