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I am thankful for guns, drugs, alcohol, aids, and the tobacco industry. Call me cold-hearted and selfish, but Earth is way too populated. Whatever is effective in wiping out people is ok with me, just make sure my family, friends, and their families are ok.

Next time you drink and drive, dont wear a seatbelt.
Look into purchasing a handgun at your local pawnshop.
It could be the best investment of your life.
Safe-monogamous sex

Get dead, baby.