Fuck Yeah!
So I went to this Hot Sauce store at the Farmers Market and I stumbled upon this 10+ ranked (10++ is THE hottest) hot sauce
On the label: "We warned you. This is a serious fuckin' hot sauce. That's right we said it -- because we had to. There is no other way to describe just how hot this sauce is. I suppose we could have said 'It's like the fiery depths of hell' or 'That it's ass burning and even keep away from pets and small children and avoid contact with sensitive areas, but that just seems so wordy. The sauce is hot as fuck! Succinct, to the point - no beating around the bush! Honesty is always the best policy, isn't it? If this sauce burns intensely, don't be afraid to let it out. Scream fuck at the top of your lungs. You'll feel better. There is no better verbal therapy."