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I'm a house-sitting machine this week.
I plan on drinking and having alone time. It will be fabulous. Minus the lonely part.
I stole this from lady . Like I stole her virginity. Haha
1. You can ONLY answer 'Yes' or 'No'.
2. You are NOT ALLOWED to explain ANYTHING unless someone comments you and asks- and, believe me, the temptation to explain some of these will be overwhelming. Nothing is exactly as it seems.
Been arrested? - No.
Kissed someone you didn't like? - Yes.
Slept in until 5 PM? - Yes.
Fallen asleep at work/school? - Yes
Held a snake? - Yes.
Ran a red light? - Yes.
Been suspended from school? - No.
Experienced love at first sight? - No.
Totaled your car in an accident? - Yes.
Been fired from a job? - Yes.
Fired somebody? - Yes.
Sung karaoke? - Yes.
Pointed a gun at someone? - No.
Did something you told yourself you wouldn't? - Yes.
Laughed until something you were drinking came out your nose? - No.
Caught a snowflake on your tongue? - No.
Kissed in the rain? - Yes.
Had a close brush with death (your own)? - No.
Saw someone die? - No.
Played Spin-the-Bottle? - Yes.
Smoked a cigar? - Yes.
Sat on a rooftop? - Yes.
Smuggled something into another country? - No.
Been pushed into a pool with all your clothes? - Yes.
Broken a bone? - Yes.
Skipped school? - Yes.
Eaten a bug? - No.
Sleepwalked? - Yes.
Walked on a moonlit beach? - Yes
Ridden a motorcycle? - Yes.
Dumped someone? - Yes.
Forgotten your anniversary? - No.
Lied to avoid a ticket? - Yes.
Ridden in a helicopter? - No.
Shaved your head? - No.
Blacked out from drinking? - No.
Played a prank on someone? - Yes.
Hit a home run? - Yes.
Felt like killing someone? - Yes.
Cross-dressed? - Yes.
Been falling-down drunk? - Yes.
Made your girlfriend/boyfriend cry? - Yes.
Eaten snake? - No.
Marched/Protested? - No.
Had Mexican jumping beans for pets? - No.
Puked on an amusement ride? - No.
Seriously & intentionally boycotted something? - No.
Knitted? - No.
Been on TV? - Yes (last night)
Shot a gun? - No.
Skinny-dipped? - Yes.
Given someone stitches? - No.
Eaten a whole habenero pepper? - No.
Ridden a surfboard? - Yes.
Drunk straight from a liquor bottle? - Yes.
Had surgery? - No.
Streaked? - Yes.
Been taken by ambulance to a hospital? - No.
Tripped on mushrooms? - No.
Passed out when NOT drinking? - Yes.
Peed on a bush? - No.
Donated Blood? - No.
Grabbed electric fence? -No.
Eaten alligator meat? - No.
Eaten cheesecake? - Yes.
Killed an animal when not hunting? - No.
Peed your pants in public? - No.
Snuck into a movie without paying? - Yes.
Written graffiti? - No.
Still love someone you shouldn't? - Yes.
Think about the future? - Yes.
Been in handcuffs? - Yeaaaaay.
Believe in love? - Yes.
I plan on drinking and having alone time. It will be fabulous. Minus the lonely part.
I stole this from lady . Like I stole her virginity. Haha
1. You can ONLY answer 'Yes' or 'No'.
2. You are NOT ALLOWED to explain ANYTHING unless someone comments you and asks- and, believe me, the temptation to explain some of these will be overwhelming. Nothing is exactly as it seems.
Been arrested? - No.
Kissed someone you didn't like? - Yes.
Slept in until 5 PM? - Yes.
Fallen asleep at work/school? - Yes
Held a snake? - Yes.
Ran a red light? - Yes.
Been suspended from school? - No.
Experienced love at first sight? - No.
Totaled your car in an accident? - Yes.
Been fired from a job? - Yes.
Fired somebody? - Yes.
Sung karaoke? - Yes.
Pointed a gun at someone? - No.
Did something you told yourself you wouldn't? - Yes.
Laughed until something you were drinking came out your nose? - No.
Caught a snowflake on your tongue? - No.
Kissed in the rain? - Yes.
Had a close brush with death (your own)? - No.
Saw someone die? - No.
Played Spin-the-Bottle? - Yes.
Smoked a cigar? - Yes.
Sat on a rooftop? - Yes.
Smuggled something into another country? - No.
Been pushed into a pool with all your clothes? - Yes.
Broken a bone? - Yes.
Skipped school? - Yes.
Eaten a bug? - No.
Sleepwalked? - Yes.
Walked on a moonlit beach? - Yes
Ridden a motorcycle? - Yes.
Dumped someone? - Yes.
Forgotten your anniversary? - No.
Lied to avoid a ticket? - Yes.
Ridden in a helicopter? - No.
Shaved your head? - No.
Blacked out from drinking? - No.
Played a prank on someone? - Yes.
Hit a home run? - Yes.
Felt like killing someone? - Yes.
Cross-dressed? - Yes.
Been falling-down drunk? - Yes.
Made your girlfriend/boyfriend cry? - Yes.
Eaten snake? - No.
Marched/Protested? - No.
Had Mexican jumping beans for pets? - No.
Puked on an amusement ride? - No.
Seriously & intentionally boycotted something? - No.
Knitted? - No.
Been on TV? - Yes (last night)
Shot a gun? - No.
Skinny-dipped? - Yes.
Given someone stitches? - No.
Eaten a whole habenero pepper? - No.
Ridden a surfboard? - Yes.
Drunk straight from a liquor bottle? - Yes.
Had surgery? - No.
Streaked? - Yes.
Been taken by ambulance to a hospital? - No.
Tripped on mushrooms? - No.
Passed out when NOT drinking? - Yes.
Peed on a bush? - No.
Donated Blood? - No.
Grabbed electric fence? -No.
Eaten alligator meat? - No.
Eaten cheesecake? - Yes.
Killed an animal when not hunting? - No.
Peed your pants in public? - No.
Snuck into a movie without paying? - Yes.
Written graffiti? - No.
Still love someone you shouldn't? - Yes.
Think about the future? - Yes.
Been in handcuffs? - Yeaaaaay.
Believe in love? - Yes.