what? i cant hear you
so its another day, where i've gotten up and ready to go to school but decided not to go at the last minute. The reasons are as follows:
1. i cannot breathe
2. i cannot hear
3. im pretty sure im feverish
4. my little toe is blistered due to the fact that i had to wear fancy shoes to the interview that i got STOOD UP for.
5. i cant stop blowing my nose
6. my voice doesnt work
7. theres a tickle in my throat
8. im too lazy to do my hair
9. Barren's class is today
10.Carter's class is today
i like making lists. Tierney and i have discussed this. we have decided that:
1. Lists rock
2. You should make one
you may think that i am having a bad week in light of recent events..but i am not, for i have good news---good tidings of great joy! no, i still dont have a boyfriend. but thats okay. its actually news that im not telling yet because:
1. its not official
2. its a secret
3. i dont want you to know...yet
YAY. yipee..i am good good
summer is soon, finals week is next week, i have three tests to make up. i'll get around to it.
i like to go to the mall. its a good place
i have to sing at church sunday, and i can barely talk. this will be interesting. somebody pray for me. ;)
Questions about myself i will never know the answer to:
1. How many people read my blog that I dont know read my blog? Probably no one, but if you do..i think you should comment. once again, no one that i dont know will comment. but thats okay. at least i know who my real friends are.
2. I wonder if soul mates really exist? Its such a cute idea.
3. maybe my soul mate is some cultured, foreign guy, you think?
4. or maybe my soulmate does not exist. maybe i am destined to become a nun. Sister Lauren. i like it. not
5. Why do 65% of my friend's names start with "Laur"?
6. Why do i STILL not have a boyfriend? i must be asexual. you watch, i'll be like a sponge. when its time to start having kids, i wont even need a guy, pieces of me will just break off and grow into new people. or maybe spores would be a good option. that was lame. i didnt say that
7. Why will i never understand Latin, Math, or Science?
8. Why do i like to play piano so much, even though im not good at it?
9. Why do i have red hair, when everyone in my family is a blonde or a brunette?
10. Why did i drink somewhere between 5-8 bottles of water yesterday?
11. Why are carbs so "delicious" as le strumpette would say?
12. Why is crystal light so good?
13. Why is it so hard to learn how to dance?
14. Why do pretty girls date non attractive guys? I would use examples here, Laura. but i wont
15. Why am i obsessed with expensive, flavored coffees?
16. Why cant i like the same person for more than 24 hours?
17. Why can't i get a tan?
18. why does my poor puppy whimper all the time?
19. why do i know things are going to happen before they happen? why did i know that job interview would not work out?
20. Why does my dog crying make me want to cry?
if anyone knows the answers to these questions, feel free to.
poor puppy. stop crying.
hmm..anyway..feel free to call me if you are bored. in fact. PLEASE PLEASE CALL ME, even if you're not bored. now would be the time to use my new "witty catch phrase". so, peace out dawgs!
1. i cannot breathe
2. i cannot hear
3. im pretty sure im feverish
4. my little toe is blistered due to the fact that i had to wear fancy shoes to the interview that i got STOOD UP for.
5. i cant stop blowing my nose
6. my voice doesnt work
7. theres a tickle in my throat
8. im too lazy to do my hair
9. Barren's class is today
10.Carter's class is today
i like making lists. Tierney and i have discussed this. we have decided that:
1. Lists rock
2. You should make one
you may think that i am having a bad week in light of recent events..but i am not, for i have good news---good tidings of great joy! no, i still dont have a boyfriend. but thats okay. its actually news that im not telling yet because:
1. its not official
2. its a secret
3. i dont want you to know...yet
YAY. yipee..i am good good
summer is soon, finals week is next week, i have three tests to make up. i'll get around to it.
i like to go to the mall. its a good place
i have to sing at church sunday, and i can barely talk. this will be interesting. somebody pray for me. ;)
Questions about myself i will never know the answer to:
1. How many people read my blog that I dont know read my blog? Probably no one, but if you do..i think you should comment. once again, no one that i dont know will comment. but thats okay. at least i know who my real friends are.
2. I wonder if soul mates really exist? Its such a cute idea.
3. maybe my soul mate is some cultured, foreign guy, you think?
4. or maybe my soulmate does not exist. maybe i am destined to become a nun. Sister Lauren. i like it. not
5. Why do 65% of my friend's names start with "Laur"?
6. Why do i STILL not have a boyfriend? i must be asexual. you watch, i'll be like a sponge. when its time to start having kids, i wont even need a guy, pieces of me will just break off and grow into new people. or maybe spores would be a good option. that was lame. i didnt say that
7. Why will i never understand Latin, Math, or Science?
8. Why do i like to play piano so much, even though im not good at it?
9. Why do i have red hair, when everyone in my family is a blonde or a brunette?
10. Why did i drink somewhere between 5-8 bottles of water yesterday?
11. Why are carbs so "delicious" as le strumpette would say?
12. Why is crystal light so good?
13. Why is it so hard to learn how to dance?
14. Why do pretty girls date non attractive guys? I would use examples here, Laura. but i wont
15. Why am i obsessed with expensive, flavored coffees?
16. Why cant i like the same person for more than 24 hours?
17. Why can't i get a tan?
18. why does my poor puppy whimper all the time?
19. why do i know things are going to happen before they happen? why did i know that job interview would not work out?
20. Why does my dog crying make me want to cry?
if anyone knows the answers to these questions, feel free to.
poor puppy. stop crying.
hmm..anyway..feel free to call me if you are bored. in fact. PLEASE PLEASE CALL ME, even if you're not bored. now would be the time to use my new "witty catch phrase". so, peace out dawgs!