stealing a jesus statue over weiner poop, this is great!

[chaptal]

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[nobleds]

This is not the first time someone went to look for Jesus and couldn't find him. Maybe he was ressurected not kidnapped.

Why do I feel like we may be hearing a poem about this?

[chaptal]

The ransom note says it all! It's something for all of us to think about.

We've been waiting well over 2,000 years for Jesus to return. I think it might take a few extra days for the statue to reappear.

Good thing she didn't have a gazing ball as well. What would have happened to that? Check the bowling alley.

[herrgooch]

When I'm feeling particularly obnoxious, I tell people that Jesus came back in 1929 and they missed it.

But 'weiner poopie'? This is totally making my day.

[chaptal]

Glad I can help. I'm hoping the kidnappers have some snapshots of Jesus in various places and positions.