Better than a mango, even!
The subject title is my new & favorite phrase, and comes from the media clip of the week:
http://youtube.com/watch?v=uHRyRCHuQ7g
(Forward to 1:45)
Movie Reviews:
The Ruins. 1/2*. Awful. Just, don't rent it. Please.
My weekend was pretty fabulous & eventful! Started it off right with dinner from Pomodorinos & fireworks at the Stimson carnival. Went to the nude beach with Marc & Ali, attended a family party, went out, & went shoe shopping with Carlye.
Saturday night, Ali, Sherin, Marc & I went to the village for drinks. We hung out in Honu, which was too classy for us. We made fun of/mocked many of the older more successful people mingling with one another. We ended the night with Mary Carrolls & 24hr bagels, a pastime near and dear to our hearts. An old friendhat compared Marc & I's appearance at the bars to a celebrity cameo, and that made me feel good.
Quote(s) of the week:
"YOU'LL ONLY GET TO WEAR IT ONCE...HOPEFULLY!" --Ali Williams, in the bathroom of a bar, to a young woman complaining about her bachelorette party crown being itchy. Needless to say, the rest of our time in the stall was spent in awkward silence.
"By the way, BY THE WAY-- These lights ARE DEAD!" -- A particularly dramatic Beano Norman, who did not understand how to use a light switch. You're a disgrace.
"I just my KneeEeeeEe" -- Anonymous
Upgrades:
My clowns. LESS THAN 1 MONTH UNTIL THE DR!
Maria, for teaching a really fun combo last week. We danced to the new tranny cat dolls song. Anytime a booty drop can work its way into a routine, I'm a happy dancer.
Downgrades:
Women who breastfeed their kids until age 12...
Me, for not making a TV debut this week.
http://youtube.com/watch?v=uHRyRCHuQ7g
(Forward to 1:45)
Movie Reviews:
The Ruins. 1/2*. Awful. Just, don't rent it. Please.
My weekend was pretty fabulous & eventful! Started it off right with dinner from Pomodorinos & fireworks at the Stimson carnival. Went to the nude beach with Marc & Ali, attended a family party, went out, & went shoe shopping with Carlye.
Saturday night, Ali, Sherin, Marc & I went to the village for drinks. We hung out in Honu, which was too classy for us. We made fun of/mocked many of the older more successful people mingling with one another. We ended the night with Mary Carrolls & 24hr bagels, a pastime near and dear to our hearts. An old friendhat compared Marc & I's appearance at the bars to a celebrity cameo, and that made me feel good.
Quote(s) of the week:
"YOU'LL ONLY GET TO WEAR IT ONCE...HOPEFULLY!" --Ali Williams, in the bathroom of a bar, to a young woman complaining about her bachelorette party crown being itchy. Needless to say, the rest of our time in the stall was spent in awkward silence.
"By the way, BY THE WAY-- These lights ARE DEAD!" -- A particularly dramatic Beano Norman, who did not understand how to use a light switch. You're a disgrace.
"I just my KneeEeeeEe" -- Anonymous
Upgrades:
My clowns. LESS THAN 1 MONTH UNTIL THE DR!
Maria, for teaching a really fun combo last week. We danced to the new tranny cat dolls song. Anytime a booty drop can work its way into a routine, I'm a happy dancer.
Downgrades:
Women who breastfeed their kids until age 12...
Me, for not making a TV debut this week.