oh alright...you're lucky i'm church of england...
Go to your music player of choice and put it on shuffle.
Say the following questions aloud, and press play.
Use the song title as the answer to the question.
NO CHEATING.
How does the world see me?:
"Bitch Give Me My Money" --Stephen Lynch
Sorry to dissappoint you...but I'm an *English* major and *Theatre* minor...not much $$$
Will I have a happy life?:
"Whirlwind" --Blackmarket Radio
Hmm...Life is a whirlwind?...O_O KANSAS AAAAH
What do my friends really think of me?:
"Somebody Loved Me" --Reel Big Fish
...somebody loved me once...and I cannot remember why
Do people secretly lust after me?:
"You're Beautiful" --James Blunt
Awww. *blush*
How can I make myself happy?
'Four Yorkshire Men" --Monty Python
You tell the young people of today that...and they won't believe you
What should I do with my life?
"She Loves You" --The Beatles
...yeah yeah yeah?
Will I ever have children?:
"Recipe" --Riley Armstrong
Umm, apparently instead of children in the oven I'm going to make banana bread instead
What is some good advice for me?:
"Low Rider" --War
Take a little trip
How will I be remembered?:
"The Piano Man" --Billy Joel
:-D
What is my signature dancing song?:
"Fool on the Hill" --The Beatles
I can just get high and twirl in circles. sweet.
What do I think my current theme song is?:
"For Lovin' Me" --Peter, Paul, and Mary
Oh yeah, I'm a player :-P
What does everyone else think my current theme song is?:
"When You Got it, Flaunt it" --The Producers
Oooh, yeeah
What song will play at my funeral?:
"Down in Flames" --Reel Big Fish
Very appropriate
What type of men/women do you like?:
"I Talk to the Trees" --The Smothers Brothers
....yes
What is my day going to be like?:
"Albuquerque" --Weird Al Yankovic
Ver' nice. It'll be better than yesterday that's for sure.