Holy fuck it's survey time!
I stole this from xlatebloomerx
001. name: Nate
002. sn : l3fth4ndsh4k3
003. sex : Male
004. birthday : 10/10/1981
005. age : 22
006. star sign : Libra
007. place of birth : Evansville, Indiana
008. current residence: Indianapolis, Indiana
009. hair colour : Black
010. eye colour : Blue
011. height : 6' 2"
012. writing hand : Right
____BODY iLLS + SKiLLS
013. do you bite your nails : Nah.
014. can you roll your tongue : Yeh.
016. can you raise one eyebrow at a time : Yeh.
017. can you blow smoke rings: It's my favourite past-time.
018. can you blow spit bubbles : Of course!
019. can you cross your eyes: Nah.
020. colored hair: What about it?
021. tattoos and where : My right arm: you'll see., My left wrist: the word "hope" in all caps.
022. piercing and where: My ears stretched to 5/8", my lip on the left side, my tongue, and my nipples.
023. do you make your bed daily : Hahahahahahahahahahaha
024. what goes on first bra or underwear : A bra is underwear, isn't it?
025. which shoe goes on first : Like I fucking pay attention to something like that.
036. speaking of shoes, have you ever thrown one at someone: Uh, sure.
037. how much money is usually in your wallet? : Hahahahahahaahahahahaha
38. what jewelry do you wear 24/7 : Wait, I'm not done laughing at the last question: hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha
039. whats sexiest on a guy : Hung like a Horse!
040. whats sexiest on a girl : Her eyes, body language, and mannerisms.
041. would you rather be on time and look ok or late and look great : I don't really understand this question. Why wouldn't I just do both?
042. do you twirl your spaghetti or cut it : Both.
043. how many cereals are in your cabinet : I have no food.
044. what utensils do you use eating pizza : My hands.
045. do you cook : Yes.
____GROOMiNG
046. how often do you brush your teeth : Usually once a day, sometimes two times a day.
047. how often do you shower/bathe : Whenever I damn well feel like it.
048. how long do these showers last : 25-35 minutes. I like my showers to scar.
049. hair drying method : Are there so many options that this actually needs to be asked? I use a towel. Then it just hangs in my face 'til it dries.
050. do you paint your nails : Not anymore. I'm not rivet enough anymore.
051. do you swear : I don't know what you're talking about.
052. do you mumble to yourself : Mumble, shit- I talk out loud to myself.
053. do you spit in public : Only if I'm looking to impress the ladies.
054. do you pee in the shower: Nah.
055. whats in your cd player : Nothing right now. I'm jamming to some Mp3s.
056. person you talk most on the phone with : I hate phones more than just about everything.
057. what color is your bedroom : The walls are painted white, but there's some sort of fucked up texture that my brother-in-law and sister decided needed to be on there.
058. do you use an alarm clock : No reason to.
059. name one thing or person you're obsessed with: Satan?
060. have you ever skinny dipped with the opposite sex : Nah.
061. ever sunbathed in the nude: No. Shit no, man.
062. window seat or aisle : Yes.
063. whats your sleeping position: Uhm. I thrash around a lot.
064. what kind of bed do you like : The kind one would sleep in.
065. in hot weather do you use a blanket : Yeh.
066. do you snore : Nah.
067. do you sleepwalk : Nah.
068 do you talk in your sleep : Nah
069. do you sleep with a stuffed animal : Unfortunately not. I have a live cat that sleeps with me though.
070. how about the light on : This phrase by itself makes no sense. Therefore, I will not answer it.
071. do you fall asleep with the tv or radio on : Yes.
____WHEN WAS THE LAST TiME YOU
072. had sex : Two days ago.
073. were kissed or kissed someone : Three Thirty-Seven
074. watched bambi : I have no idea.
075. cried : Years ago.
076. talked on the phone : Yesterday. My dad called for some reason.
077. read a book : About a month ago.
078. punched someone : Seventh grade.
____MUSiC
079. is music important to you : You have no fucking idea.
080. do you sing? : Yeh.
081. what instruments do you play? I am a talentless hack. I play no instruments. I make lots of noise tho.
082. what do you think of Eminem : He's funny. Good lyricist too.
___DO YOU LiKE
083. pop music : That song? Yeh. Pop, Pop, Pop Music!
084. rock music : Yeh.
085. punk music : Yeh.
086. rap music : Most of the time, I think it sucks. But there are a few shining stars that I really like.
087. hip-Hop/RB : Oh. I didn't see this question coming. But since it did: Fuck rap. It all sucks. Hip Hop is awesome.
088. country : Johnny Cash is the man. So is Willie Nelson, and Hank Williams [Sr., Jr., and III.] I like real country. Not this new soft pop shit they keep putting out.
089. jazz : Jazz is pimp. Coletrane is the man.
090. classical : Yeh.
091. new age : Hahahahahahahahaha. Yeh, actually, I do.
092. what is one band/singer you absolutely love that no one else does or seems to have heard about : DSS, Distorted Sound Sadists. I found them while I was looking for samples for my drum program. I listened to it, and dug it. They rock.
093. your word : Aeyot Muyotsae. Don't ask what it means, I don't know.
___ABC'S
A - Act your age: Hahaha
B - Born on what day of the week: The fuck if I know.
C - Chore you hate : I don't have chores.
D - Dad's name? Allen
E - Essential makeup item?: Fake Blood.
F - Favorite actor: Kevin Spacey, or Kiefer Sutherland; but only from the eighties. Maybe Michael J. Fox.
G - Gold or silver? Silver.
H - Hometown? Indianapolis
I - Instruments you play? None, you fuck.
J - Job title? Slacker?
K - Kids? No, I'm not hungry.
L - Living arrangements? There have been no arrangements. I just stay here in this room.
M - Mom's name? Dru.
N - Number of people you've slept with? Had intercourse with, or just messed around? Or just slept with? Be specific.
O - Overnight hospital stays? Not really overnight, seeing as I went in at one in the morning and came out at seven or so.
P - Phobia? People, Public places, Open spaces.
Q - Quote you like? Anything uttered from Arseface's lips--- err, that gaping hole in his head.
R - Religious affiliation? I don't really care.
S - Siblings? Stepsister: Michelle [23], stepsister: Mandi [20?], stepbrother: David [16], sister: Lauren [20], sister: Melanie [15], brother: Andy [21] (I didn't forget you, bro.)
T - Time you wake up? No specific time.
U - Unique habit? Twitching, talking to myself, speaking gibberish, air guitar, heresy.
V - Vegetable you refuse to eat? I eat all things vegetation.
W - Worst habit? Sleeping.
X - X-rays you've had? I dunno. Including the ones from the dentist? I have no idea.
Z - Zodiac Sign? Libra.
This was a fucking long survey.