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Well now its time to unveil my maid of honor dress in Rachel's wedding. Im sorry to say this Carol, but I just might like it more than yours. *bows* No offense intended. But I tried this on last monday when we went, and lets just say I'll be leaving the reception with more than my share of phone numbers! ^_~!
DRUM ROLL PLEASE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
*"Irresistible" plays in background* Let me start off by thanking my mother, for the knock out figure she's given me. LoL. I might not be toothpick skinny, but baby! I can fill out those curves and stop you dead in your tracks! OOOH-RAA!!
Let me tell you all something. I've managed to remain upbeat about myself all these years. Now Im going to tell you the sexiest part about my whole aurua. Confidence. I know how stunning I am, and if you dont think so then you need your vision checked. *strikes a pose* Gawd! Im so excited about Carol-samas and Rachel-chan's wedding! And being the maid of honor for BOTH. *holds up an imaginary oscar* I'd like to thank all the insignificant friends, who without their betrayals, I would've never achieved the high status of matron of honor...*wipes fake tears*
But I swear, one more slip up from any of the bridesmaids, "OFF WITH THEIR HEADS!", and the bitch will come out with fangs of steel. T_T Try me bitches. Bring it on. Sweet little Ally-sama has a dark side, care to see? *acts like she's going to charge*
DRUM ROLL PLEASE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
*"Irresistible" plays in background* Let me start off by thanking my mother, for the knock out figure she's given me. LoL. I might not be toothpick skinny, but baby! I can fill out those curves and stop you dead in your tracks! OOOH-RAA!!
Let me tell you all something. I've managed to remain upbeat about myself all these years. Now Im going to tell you the sexiest part about my whole aurua. Confidence. I know how stunning I am, and if you dont think so then you need your vision checked. *strikes a pose* Gawd! Im so excited about Carol-samas and Rachel-chan's wedding! And being the maid of honor for BOTH. *holds up an imaginary oscar* I'd like to thank all the insignificant friends, who without their betrayals, I would've never achieved the high status of matron of honor...*wipes fake tears*
But I swear, one more slip up from any of the bridesmaids, "OFF WITH THEIR HEADS!", and the bitch will come out with fangs of steel. T_T Try me bitches. Bring it on. Sweet little Ally-sama has a dark side, care to see? *acts like she's going to charge*