GANKED! From Ellen
Thanks, Ellen! I thought this was hilarious!
1. Your house plants are alive, and you can't smoke any of them.
Only plants are my mom's plants. And you don't smoke them, you eat them.
2. Having sex in a twin bed is out of the question.
More fun in a queen...but I got a twin!
3. You keep more food than beer in the fridge.
That's what a beer fridge is for.
4. 6:00 A.M. is when you get up, not when you go to bed.
Shut up...I got a day job now...
5. You hear your favorite song on an elevator.
Nope! Elevator music makes me sleepy
6. You watch the Weather Channel.
Well DUH! I live in Florida! Hurricane central, HOW ARE YA!
7. Your friends marry and divorce instead of hook up and break up.
Friends? No. But Family is working on it..
8. You go from 130 days of vacation time to 14.
I vacation whenever I want...
9. Jeans and a sweater no longer qualify as "dressed up".
::sighs:: Sad but true...
10. You're the one calling the police because those damn kids next door won't turn down the stereo.
No, just my dad, cause he's pumping the bass on the computer up.
11. Older relatives feel comfortable telling sex jokes around you.
The worst older relatives...my PARENTS.
12. You don't know what time Taco Bell closes anymore.
Taco Hell closes at 1 am.
13. Your car insurance goes down and your payments go up.
Won't ever happen. I don't have boobs...
14. You feed your dog Science Diet instead of McDonalds leftovers.
Iams, baby!
15. Sleeping on the couch makes your back hurt.
Nope. I LIVE on my friends couch, basically
16. You no longer take naps from noon to 6 PM.
I don't take naps....much
17. Dinner and a movie is the whole date instead of the beginning of one.
depends on if it's a good movie or not....
18. Eating a basket of chicken wings at 3 AM would severely upset, rather than settle your stomach.
Anything would now....I've got a stomach flu...
19. You go to the drug store for ibuprofen and antacid, not condoms and pregnancy tests.
Don't use pregnancy tests...and condoms I'd better have plenty of!
20. A $4.00 bottle of wine is no longer "pretty good stuff".
Never was....though that one night with Chuck...lmao! I'm a turtle! It's amazing how stupid you can get on six bottles of wine.
21. You actually eat breakfast food at breakfast time.
I don't eat breakfast food.
22. "I just can't drink the way I used to" replaces, "I'm never going to drink that much again".
Noooooo! But then, I don't drink all that much
23. 90% of the time you spend in front of a computer is for real work.
50/50 between my aol addiction and schoolwork
24. You drink at home to save money before going to a bar.
Only drink at the bar when I can afford it. I'm po!
25. You read this entire list looking desperately for one sign that doesn't apply to you and can't find one to save your sorry old ass!
Hey! Who you callin' Sorry!
1. Your house plants are alive, and you can't smoke any of them.
Only plants are my mom's plants. And you don't smoke them, you eat them.
2. Having sex in a twin bed is out of the question.
More fun in a queen...but I got a twin!
3. You keep more food than beer in the fridge.
That's what a beer fridge is for.
4. 6:00 A.M. is when you get up, not when you go to bed.
Shut up...I got a day job now...
5. You hear your favorite song on an elevator.
Nope! Elevator music makes me sleepy
6. You watch the Weather Channel.
Well DUH! I live in Florida! Hurricane central, HOW ARE YA!
7. Your friends marry and divorce instead of hook up and break up.
Friends? No. But Family is working on it..
8. You go from 130 days of vacation time to 14.
I vacation whenever I want...
9. Jeans and a sweater no longer qualify as "dressed up".
::sighs:: Sad but true...
10. You're the one calling the police because those damn kids next door won't turn down the stereo.
No, just my dad, cause he's pumping the bass on the computer up.
11. Older relatives feel comfortable telling sex jokes around you.
The worst older relatives...my PARENTS.
12. You don't know what time Taco Bell closes anymore.
Taco Hell closes at 1 am.
13. Your car insurance goes down and your payments go up.
Won't ever happen. I don't have boobs...
14. You feed your dog Science Diet instead of McDonalds leftovers.
Iams, baby!
15. Sleeping on the couch makes your back hurt.
Nope. I LIVE on my friends couch, basically
16. You no longer take naps from noon to 6 PM.
I don't take naps....much
17. Dinner and a movie is the whole date instead of the beginning of one.
depends on if it's a good movie or not....
18. Eating a basket of chicken wings at 3 AM would severely upset, rather than settle your stomach.
Anything would now....I've got a stomach flu...
19. You go to the drug store for ibuprofen and antacid, not condoms and pregnancy tests.
Don't use pregnancy tests...and condoms I'd better have plenty of!
20. A $4.00 bottle of wine is no longer "pretty good stuff".
Never was....though that one night with Chuck...lmao! I'm a turtle! It's amazing how stupid you can get on six bottles of wine.
21. You actually eat breakfast food at breakfast time.
I don't eat breakfast food.
22. "I just can't drink the way I used to" replaces, "I'm never going to drink that much again".
Noooooo! But then, I don't drink all that much
23. 90% of the time you spend in front of a computer is for real work.
50/50 between my aol addiction and schoolwork
24. You drink at home to save money before going to a bar.
Only drink at the bar when I can afford it. I'm po!
25. You read this entire list looking desperately for one sign that doesn't apply to you and can't find one to save your sorry old ass!
Hey! Who you callin' Sorry!