drunken co-surveys!
...with my roommate jay. he is less than excited to take this survey.
Are you wearing a ring, if so who gave it to you?
Kat: "Three of em, and pretty sure they'er all stolen except the class ring..."
Jay: "No.
"
Did you sleep alone last night?
Kat: "I passed out on the couch watching tv.
"
Jay: "I almost passed out on top of you.
"
What were you doing at 8 this morning?
Kat: "Playing Dolphin Olympics...again...."
Jay: "I was watching you play Dolphin Olympics.
"
What do you currently hear right now?
Kat: "The computer humming.
"
Jay: "I don't know.
Nothing?"
When was the last time you had a late night phone conversation?
Kat: "Not in a damn long time, I don't have a phone!"
Jay: "Last night, I guess.
"
Did you ever play games on the old Nintendo?
Kat: "Fuck yeah! And my N64 is still in TEXAS BLAH!!!!!"
Jay: "Mhm.
"
What are you most looking forward to tomorrow?
Kat: "Uhhh.
o_o"
Jay: "*shrugs*"
Did you have a good day yesterday?
Kat: "Yeah. I spent most of it getting drunk playing dolphin olympics.
x_x"
Jay: "I guess. Too much Dolphin Olympics for my taste..."
Would you rather meet the President or Paris Hilton?
Kat: "GOBAMA!"
Jay: "Neither.
"
Would you ever live with anyone on your top friends?
Kat: "I do!!"
Jay: "I don't think I have a choice anymore.
"
Kat. "....."
How old do you think you will be when you finally have kids?
27.
Kat: "God, out of my 20s I hope.
Don't wanna waste them!"
Jay: "I have NO idea.
"
What were you doing before filling out this survey?
Kat: "Installing my webcam, drinking a beeeeeeeeeeeeeer. Eating a sausage wrapped in a pancake.. on a stick.
"
Jay: "I don't know. Nothing.
Watching you do all that stuff?"
How late did you stay up last night?
Kat: "I don't know, when did I pass out?"
Jay: "Lemme think here. Dont type that! Ahhh. I don't remember.
"
Kat: "When did YOU pass out?"
Jay: "Me?"
Kat: "THIS IS AN OFFICIAL TRANSCRIPT!"
Jay: "*silence?"* IM THINKING, JESUS!
Kat: "Hurry up.
"
Jay: "At...night? I don't remember.
"
Kat: Well that was a waste of time.
"
Jay: "I blame you.
"
What was the first thing you thought this morning?
Kat: "Where are my glasses I can't see shit!"
Jay: "I don't remember.
"
Are you happy right now?
Kat: "SURE!"
Jay: "Sure.
"
What color are your eyes?
Kat: "Green, like a JUNGLE KITTY!!!!!!!!!!!!"
Jay: "You don't know what color my eyes are?"
Kat. "Just answer it dude.
"
Jay: "*dramatic sigh* THey're blue.
Kat: "Are you having fun?"
Jay: "Well its more fun than Dolphin Olympics...."
When is your birthday?
Kat: "April 12.
"
Jay: "You should know it I told you last night.
"
Kat: "I know its August 19th. But you have to say it.
"
Jay: "Do I really? I don't think I do.
"
Kat: "Yah, ya do.
"
Jay: "Wel, its kind of a moot point now, its already on the survey.
"
Kat: "PLEASE JUST SAY IT SO we can move on?"
Jay: "AUGUST 19TH!"
Could you handle dating someone in the military?
Kat: "Not seriously.
"
Jay: "No, a military chick would probably have better abs than I would, I can't handle that!"
Did you have a dream last night?
Kat: "Drunk and Dreamless.
"
Jay: "Probably. I don't remember.
"
Are you a heavy sleeper?
Kat: I could sleep through a zombie apocalypse.
"
Jay: "No.
"
Would you ever donate blood?
Kat: "I did once. And I almost didn't have enough iron. And I passed out.
:("
Jay: "Fuck no!"
Would you consider yourself to be spoiled?
Kat: "I'm pretty much at the bottom of the barrel right now hah"
Jay: "Does it look like I'm spoiled?"
Have you ever eaten anything disgusting for money?
Kat: "Oh god yeah. Especially in band in highschool.
"
Jay: "No, no I haven't.
"
Do you know someone that is pregnant right now?
Kat: "Not off the top of my head, wait, I do. Yep.
"
Jay: "Drink your beer, missy.
"
Are you shy?
Kat: "Yah. Usually. Yeah.
"
Jay: "What do you think?"
Kat: "I think you're quiet, but not shy.
"
Jay: "Is this the part where I say something?"
Kat: "Forget it.
"
Are you talkative?
Kat: "When drinkin! Or smokin!"
Jay: "No.
"
What pissed you off today?
Kat: "My damn cellphone was MIA but the alarm kept blaring every few minutes from inside my duffel bag.
"
Jay: "The damned DOLPHIN was fuckin with me!"
What are you supposed to be doing right now?
Kat: "--"
Jay: "Drinking beer.
"
Kat: "Don't answer for me, I'm typing!"
Jay: "Well type faster.
"
Kat: "I'm supposed to be chugging my beer..."
Jay: "I don't know. I suppose I'll wipe this beer off my leg.
"
Kat: "Sorry.
"
Jay: *no response*
Do you prefer warm or cold weather?
Kat: "Wisconsin PWNS Texas!"
Jay: "Warm.
"
Is your hair curly or straight?
Kat: "Really wavy unless I straighten or blow dry it.
"
Jay: "It's not wavy.
"
Kat: "It IS but I STRAIGHTENED IT.
"
Jay: "Fine then.
"
Kat: "So is your hair curly or straight?"
Jay: "Don't you already know this?"
Kat: "Yah but you have to answer for yourself. It's a survey.
"
Jay: "But if I said my hair was curly would you type it, cause it's not true.
"
Kat: "Im an official transcriber, I don't enforce the truth-- I represent reality.
"
Jay: "Oh my god its straight, geez"
What are you wearing right now?
Kat: "Jeans and a nintendo hoodie.
"
Jay: "nothing.
"
Kat: "I almost looked. Haha.
"
Jay: "I'm sure you would.
"
Kat: "NEXT QUESTION"
How many piercings/tattoos do you want?
Kat: "Few more piercings, debating a tat.
"
Jay: "I'd get one or two of each.
"
Have you talked to a complete a-hole today?
Kat: "HAHA. Hahaha. Haaaaaaaaaa.
"
Jay: "What's so fuckin funny?"
Kat: "Next question.
"
Excited for anything?
Kat: "Finding a job, seein Megs"
Jay: "No.
"
Kat: "No?"
Jay: "Should I be?"
Kat: "You should always have something to look forward to.
"
Jay: "Well, are you going to do something exciting?"
Kat: "Like....what.
"
Jay: "I don't know. Exciting stuff.
"
Kat: "Let me finish a few more beers and I'll get back to ya.
"
Jay: "You can't even DRINK a few beers.
"
Kat: "Yeah i can. I will just be puking in the toilet if I have more than like, 7.
"
Jay: "6 it is.
"
Whats hurting you?
Kat: "Jay.
"
Jay: "It's WHATS hurting you.
Are you drunk? Off like half a beer?"
Kat: "Fuck no! I'm a champ.
"
Jay: "Lies.
"
Kat: "I could outdrink you any--"
Jay: "--Yeah RIGHT!"
Kat: "Tonight, we duel.
"
Jay: "It's on, Missy.
"
Have you ever done something outrageously dumb?
Jay: "I already know my answer!"
Kat: "Hey wait youre turn. God i cant spell. Well.
I've done a lotta dumb shit, and most of it happened in the past yeaaarrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr"
Jay: "I was just going to say this survey.
"
Kat: "Come on. You had fun.
"
Jay: "I guess it was more fun than watching you play Dolphin Olympics for the millionth time.
"
Kat: "You loved it.
"
Jay: "It's the endo f the survey and you aren't done weith your beer.
"
Kat: "WELL Ive been TYPING with TWO HANDS and dont have THREE whicvh is RQUIRED for DRINKING ANSD TYPING TOGETHER>"
Jay: "It's called a krazy straw.
"
Kat: Omg do you have a krazy straw"
Jay: "I wish.
"
Kat: "Kay.
"
Jay: "We're gonna keep talking till you finish y our beer. I'll type. Chug it.
"
Kat: "Okay but dont you dare fuck it up./"
*highlights and copies*
Jay: "Why do you have to save it like I'm a 5 year old and you dont trust me?'
Kat: "I don't trust anyone. Now switch seats and I'll show you how to drink a beer like a man.
"
Jay: "that wasn't very manly"
Kat: "I have to berp", "I can't get it out though"
Jay: "omg drink!"
Kat: "I'm gonna finish it you ready, i'm gonna chug it all!"
Kat" "Wait here's my berp... ... DID yoiu hear that?!"
Jay: "that was the wimpiest berp i've ever heard"
Kat: "Whatever here i go"
Kat: "done, with this beer and this fuckin survey.. ... I think i'm tipsy.. at 9am"
Are you wearing a ring, if so who gave it to you?
Kat: "Three of em, and pretty sure they'er all stolen except the class ring..."
Jay: "No.
"
Did you sleep alone last night?
Kat: "I passed out on the couch watching tv.
"
Jay: "I almost passed out on top of you.
"
What were you doing at 8 this morning?
Kat: "Playing Dolphin Olympics...again...."
Jay: "I was watching you play Dolphin Olympics.
"
What do you currently hear right now?
Kat: "The computer humming.
"
Jay: "I don't know.
Nothing?"
When was the last time you had a late night phone conversation?
Kat: "Not in a damn long time, I don't have a phone!"
Jay: "Last night, I guess.
"
Did you ever play games on the old Nintendo?
Kat: "Fuck yeah! And my N64 is still in TEXAS BLAH!!!!!"
Jay: "Mhm.
"
What are you most looking forward to tomorrow?
Kat: "Uhhh.
o_o"
Jay: "*shrugs*"
Did you have a good day yesterday?
Kat: "Yeah. I spent most of it getting drunk playing dolphin olympics.
x_x"
Jay: "I guess. Too much Dolphin Olympics for my taste..."
Would you rather meet the President or Paris Hilton?
Kat: "GOBAMA!"
Jay: "Neither.
"
Would you ever live with anyone on your top friends?
Kat: "I do!!"
Jay: "I don't think I have a choice anymore.
"
Kat. "....."
How old do you think you will be when you finally have kids?
27.
Kat: "God, out of my 20s I hope.
Don't wanna waste them!"
Jay: "I have NO idea.
"
What were you doing before filling out this survey?
Kat: "Installing my webcam, drinking a beeeeeeeeeeeeeer. Eating a sausage wrapped in a pancake.. on a stick.
"
Jay: "I don't know. Nothing.
Watching you do all that stuff?"
How late did you stay up last night?
Kat: "I don't know, when did I pass out?"
Jay: "Lemme think here. Dont type that! Ahhh. I don't remember.
"
Kat: "When did YOU pass out?"
Jay: "Me?"
Kat: "THIS IS AN OFFICIAL TRANSCRIPT!"
Jay: "*silence?"* IM THINKING, JESUS!
Kat: "Hurry up.
"
Jay: "At...night? I don't remember.
"
Kat: Well that was a waste of time.
"
Jay: "I blame you.
"
What was the first thing you thought this morning?
Kat: "Where are my glasses I can't see shit!"
Jay: "I don't remember.
"
Are you happy right now?
Kat: "SURE!"
Jay: "Sure.
"
What color are your eyes?
Kat: "Green, like a JUNGLE KITTY!!!!!!!!!!!!"
Jay: "You don't know what color my eyes are?"
Kat. "Just answer it dude.
"
Jay: "*dramatic sigh* THey're blue.
Kat: "Are you having fun?"
Jay: "Well its more fun than Dolphin Olympics...."
When is your birthday?
Kat: "April 12.
"
Jay: "You should know it I told you last night.
"
Kat: "I know its August 19th. But you have to say it.
"
Jay: "Do I really? I don't think I do.
"
Kat: "Yah, ya do.
"
Jay: "Wel, its kind of a moot point now, its already on the survey.
"
Kat: "PLEASE JUST SAY IT SO we can move on?"
Jay: "AUGUST 19TH!"
Could you handle dating someone in the military?
Kat: "Not seriously.
"
Jay: "No, a military chick would probably have better abs than I would, I can't handle that!"
Did you have a dream last night?
Kat: "Drunk and Dreamless.
"
Jay: "Probably. I don't remember.
"
Are you a heavy sleeper?
Kat: I could sleep through a zombie apocalypse.
"
Jay: "No.
"
Would you ever donate blood?
Kat: "I did once. And I almost didn't have enough iron. And I passed out.
:("
Jay: "Fuck no!"
Would you consider yourself to be spoiled?
Kat: "I'm pretty much at the bottom of the barrel right now hah"
Jay: "Does it look like I'm spoiled?"
Have you ever eaten anything disgusting for money?
Kat: "Oh god yeah. Especially in band in highschool.
"
Jay: "No, no I haven't.
"
Do you know someone that is pregnant right now?
Kat: "Not off the top of my head, wait, I do. Yep.
"
Jay: "Drink your beer, missy.
"
Are you shy?
Kat: "Yah. Usually. Yeah.
"
Jay: "What do you think?"
Kat: "I think you're quiet, but not shy.
"
Jay: "Is this the part where I say something?"
Kat: "Forget it.
"
Are you talkative?
Kat: "When drinkin! Or smokin!"
Jay: "No.
"
What pissed you off today?
Kat: "My damn cellphone was MIA but the alarm kept blaring every few minutes from inside my duffel bag.
"
Jay: "The damned DOLPHIN was fuckin with me!"
What are you supposed to be doing right now?
Kat: "--"
Jay: "Drinking beer.
"
Kat: "Don't answer for me, I'm typing!"
Jay: "Well type faster.
"
Kat: "I'm supposed to be chugging my beer..."
Jay: "I don't know. I suppose I'll wipe this beer off my leg.
"
Kat: "Sorry.
"
Jay: *no response*
Do you prefer warm or cold weather?
Kat: "Wisconsin PWNS Texas!"
Jay: "Warm.
"
Is your hair curly or straight?
Kat: "Really wavy unless I straighten or blow dry it.
"
Jay: "It's not wavy.
"
Kat: "It IS but I STRAIGHTENED IT.
"
Jay: "Fine then.
"
Kat: "So is your hair curly or straight?"
Jay: "Don't you already know this?"
Kat: "Yah but you have to answer for yourself. It's a survey.
"
Jay: "But if I said my hair was curly would you type it, cause it's not true.
"
Kat: "Im an official transcriber, I don't enforce the truth-- I represent reality.
"
Jay: "Oh my god its straight, geez"
What are you wearing right now?
Kat: "Jeans and a nintendo hoodie.
"
Jay: "nothing.
"
Kat: "I almost looked. Haha.
"
Jay: "I'm sure you would.
"
Kat: "NEXT QUESTION"
How many piercings/tattoos do you want?
Kat: "Few more piercings, debating a tat.
"
Jay: "I'd get one or two of each.
"
Have you talked to a complete a-hole today?
Kat: "HAHA. Hahaha. Haaaaaaaaaa.
"
Jay: "What's so fuckin funny?"
Kat: "Next question.
"
Excited for anything?
Kat: "Finding a job, seein Megs"
Jay: "No.
"
Kat: "No?"
Jay: "Should I be?"
Kat: "You should always have something to look forward to.
"
Jay: "Well, are you going to do something exciting?"
Kat: "Like....what.
"
Jay: "I don't know. Exciting stuff.
"
Kat: "Let me finish a few more beers and I'll get back to ya.
"
Jay: "You can't even DRINK a few beers.
"
Kat: "Yeah i can. I will just be puking in the toilet if I have more than like, 7.
"
Jay: "6 it is.
"
Whats hurting you?
Kat: "Jay.
"
Jay: "It's WHATS hurting you.
Are you drunk? Off like half a beer?"
Kat: "Fuck no! I'm a champ.
"
Jay: "Lies.
"
Kat: "I could outdrink you any--"
Jay: "--Yeah RIGHT!"
Kat: "Tonight, we duel.
"
Jay: "It's on, Missy.
"
Have you ever done something outrageously dumb?
Jay: "I already know my answer!"
Kat: "Hey wait youre turn. God i cant spell. Well.
I've done a lotta dumb shit, and most of it happened in the past yeaaarrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr"
Jay: "I was just going to say this survey.
"
Kat: "Come on. You had fun.
"
Jay: "I guess it was more fun than watching you play Dolphin Olympics for the millionth time.
"
Kat: "You loved it.
"
Jay: "It's the endo f the survey and you aren't done weith your beer.
"
Kat: "WELL Ive been TYPING with TWO HANDS and dont have THREE whicvh is RQUIRED for DRINKING ANSD TYPING TOGETHER>"
Jay: "It's called a krazy straw.
"
Kat: Omg do you have a krazy straw"
Jay: "I wish.
"
Kat: "Kay.
"
Jay: "We're gonna keep talking till you finish y our beer. I'll type. Chug it.
"
Kat: "Okay but dont you dare fuck it up./"
*highlights and copies*
Jay: "Why do you have to save it like I'm a 5 year old and you dont trust me?'
Kat: "I don't trust anyone. Now switch seats and I'll show you how to drink a beer like a man.
"
Jay: "that wasn't very manly"
Kat: "I have to berp", "I can't get it out though"
Jay: "omg drink!"
Kat: "I'm gonna finish it you ready, i'm gonna chug it all!"
Kat" "Wait here's my berp... ... DID yoiu hear that?!"
Jay: "that was the wimpiest berp i've ever heard"
Kat: "Whatever here i go"
Kat: "done, with this beer and this fuckin survey.. ... I think i'm tipsy.. at 9am"