Christmas?
Christmas, a time for family, for lights, trees and candy canes. Be all merry, and carefree and bright. But the stress is piling up. Can yyou feel it yet? Have you gotten the right presents for people? Is there a special someone who hasn't called? A whirlwind of answerless questions pick you up and spin you around until you're so dizzy all you can do is mumble Christmas carols under your breath while sucking on a candy cane. Christmas is the most confusing, colorful, and just darn scary holiday period. I mean, we idolize a fat man who wears red clothes! Here in Califorina that makes him a gang member... Santa 's in the HOOD! Fo shizzle... And all those little "homie" elves. Ya know, Christmas could turn into an out and out gang war if we're not careful. Santa vs. the EasterBunny and the Tooth Fairy... what a total bloodbath. And we do this every year. Cheers and a very merry Christmas to you too.