Quiz entry!
Brian and I are taking quizzes at OKCupid becasue we're insanly bored and can't sleep yet. Enjoy! Continue at your own risk.
Very Hard to Please
You had sex with 4 out of 21!
You are very hard to please. You are highly selective of females, showing not even a marginal interest in marginal women. Of the 21 women I showed you, 3 to 6 were satisfactory, meaning you have standards that are very tight. It is likely that in your everyday life you're not much of a gawker or whistler, and -- I'm going out on a limb here -- you don't sleep with hookers.
Anyway, there are three different reasons why you'd score so low in my variable, "tolerance." The first: you could be unreasonably picky. It could be you need to chill out and be more forgiving of natural flaws. Or, the second: you're not too picky, but you have unusual tastes, which of course can be a blessing. (It's a blessing when you're the only one who recognizes some girl's beauty!) The third: hey, maybe you're with a friend, and you're hiding the truth about your desperation.
Test results are categorized into 8 levels of pickiness, as the graph to the right shows. You are the #2, second most critical, test taker.
As an experiment, you might try the test late at night, under the influence of alcohol.
My test tracked 1 variable How you compared to other people your age and gender:
You scored higher than 5% on tolerance
Link: The How Low Are Your Sex Standards Test written by chicken_pot_pie on Ok Cupid, home of the 32-Type Dating Test
Yes. I am that picky.
Skinny and Cute
Raw score: 44% Big Breasts, 27% Big Ass, and 64% Cute!
Thanks for taking the T and A and C test! Based on your selections, the results are clear: you show an attraction to smaller breasts, smaller asses, and cuter composure than others who've taken the test.
Note that you scored low on both breast and ass size. This means you appreciate thinner, harder bodies. You are most likely to appreciate a super-model. Relatively, you are less attracted to round, soft, sloppy women.
My third variable, "cuteness" is a mostly objective measure of how innocent a given model looked. It's determined by a combination of a lot of factors: lack of dark eye makeup, facial expression, posture, etc. If you scored high on that variable, you are either really nice OR you're into deflowering teens. If you scored low, you are attracted to raunchier, sexier, women. In your case, your higher than average score suggests you appreciate a cuter, more innocent look. Kudos!
Recommended Celebrities: Jessica Alba, an absolute goddess, and Natalie Portman, if you can handle her acting.
My test tracked 3 variables How you compared to other people your age and gender:
You scored higher than 45% on tit-size
You scored higher than 9% on ass-size
You scored higher than 54% on cuteness
Link: The Tits, Ass, and Cuteness Test written by chicken_pot_pie on OkCupid Free Online Dating, home of the 32-Type Dating Test
Jessica Alba IS my goddess.
You are a
Social Moderate
(50% permissive)
and an...
Economic Liberal
(31% permissive)
You are best described as a:
Centrist
Link: The Politics Test on Ok Cupid
Also: The OkCupid Dating Persona Test
Sounds about right, actually.
Very Hard to Please
You had sex with 4 out of 21!
You are very hard to please. You are highly selective of females, showing not even a marginal interest in marginal women. Of the 21 women I showed you, 3 to 6 were satisfactory, meaning you have standards that are very tight. It is likely that in your everyday life you're not much of a gawker or whistler, and -- I'm going out on a limb here -- you don't sleep with hookers.
Anyway, there are three different reasons why you'd score so low in my variable, "tolerance." The first: you could be unreasonably picky. It could be you need to chill out and be more forgiving of natural flaws. Or, the second: you're not too picky, but you have unusual tastes, which of course can be a blessing. (It's a blessing when you're the only one who recognizes some girl's beauty!) The third: hey, maybe you're with a friend, and you're hiding the truth about your desperation.
Test results are categorized into 8 levels of pickiness, as the graph to the right shows. You are the #2, second most critical, test taker.
As an experiment, you might try the test late at night, under the influence of alcohol.
My test tracked 1 variable How you compared to other people your age and gender:
You scored higher than 5% on tolerance
Link: The How Low Are Your Sex Standards Test written by chicken_pot_pie on Ok Cupid, home of the 32-Type Dating Test
Yes. I am that picky.
Skinny and Cute
Raw score: 44% Big Breasts, 27% Big Ass, and 64% Cute!
Thanks for taking the T and A and C test! Based on your selections, the results are clear: you show an attraction to smaller breasts, smaller asses, and cuter composure than others who've taken the test.
Note that you scored low on both breast and ass size. This means you appreciate thinner, harder bodies. You are most likely to appreciate a super-model. Relatively, you are less attracted to round, soft, sloppy women.
My third variable, "cuteness" is a mostly objective measure of how innocent a given model looked. It's determined by a combination of a lot of factors: lack of dark eye makeup, facial expression, posture, etc. If you scored high on that variable, you are either really nice OR you're into deflowering teens. If you scored low, you are attracted to raunchier, sexier, women. In your case, your higher than average score suggests you appreciate a cuter, more innocent look. Kudos!
Recommended Celebrities: Jessica Alba, an absolute goddess, and Natalie Portman, if you can handle her acting.
My test tracked 3 variables How you compared to other people your age and gender:
You scored higher than 45% on tit-size
You scored higher than 9% on ass-size
You scored higher than 54% on cuteness
Link: The Tits, Ass, and Cuteness Test written by chicken_pot_pie on OkCupid Free Online Dating, home of the 32-Type Dating Test
Jessica Alba IS my goddess.
You are a
Social Moderate
(50% permissive)
and an...
Economic Liberal
(31% permissive)
You are best described as a:
Centrist
Link: The Politics Test on Ok Cupid
Also: The OkCupid Dating Persona Test
Sounds about right, actually.