Sex Talk

Feb 26, 2004 16:51

So i was standing at the top of the steps when i heard my little brother and his friend having a conversation downstairs. I heard the word sex and became interested in what they had to say. So i took a seat on the top step and decided to listen to what they were saying. According to my cousin sex is when two people get naked together and kiss each other all over. His friend on the other hand, who i always thought was a touch more normal than my little bro, was trying to say sex was when you "take a crap on a girls face". So once their sex talk was over i heard them reading a book that said that a bitch was a female dog. Needless to say right away billy turns to one of our dogs and starts saying "come here bitch, get over here you little bitch". I must say i was rather amused by everything they had to say. And once they were finished, i ran down the stairs and embarrassed them by asking them questions about what they had said. Man im dreading the day i find him stealing my panties and bras. And I have a feeling that day is a lot closer than i thought it would be.
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