[Action!]

[chaoticelement]

[Kefka can be seen stalking about town, with his usual garb discarded for a shock-and-awe drab gray fighter's gi, and the feather in his hair was gone, now his hair is pulled back into a tight martial artist's braid. He's sitting outside a bar currently, as if deep in meditation. He's got a sign sitting next to him saying "Bodyguard for hire."]

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[rideircc]

[And somewhere hidden from view, a deep Scottish voice begins to speak... in a dramatic voice over tone.]

One man, driven from the only life he had ever known, has chosen to abandoned it all.

[chaoticelement]

[WTF? That wasn't his spirit guide. Or his chi. ...Or whatever the hell talks to monks. So, he's going to open one eye and peer around a bit. Now he thinks he's going insane. Nice. Now the madman thinks he's losing it.]

[rideircc]

[Yet it continues!]

Haunted by voices he cannot control, a man puts his life on the line to do the only thing he knows how to do. Protect and serve.

[chaoticelement]

[Okay, that is just really creepy. But, as a monk, he must learn to block out all distractions. Even so, his eye opens very slightly once again. ...Only to get distracted by something shiny on the ground.]

[rideircc]

In theaters this Winter, all it takes is one man. One man to put himself between death and his client.

[chaoticelement]

[Nope, now he's focused on the shiny thing.]

[rideircc]

HE IS.

The Bodyguard.

[chaoticelement]

[Wait, what? Someone is muscling in on his turf? ...But there's nobody here. Nah, he's just hearing things. Yup. That's it.]

[rideircc]

[And the narration ends.

COMING TO THEATERS JANUARY 2010. PARENTAL GUIDANCE ADVISED.]

[chaoticelement]

[Kefka is just going to wonder what the hell just happened once he pulls his attention away from the shiny bit on the street. And yes. Parental guidance HIGHLY advised.]