Three posts in less than thirty hours? What is wrong with me?
Oh, yeah, I've been messing around with video things that whole time as well. I blame that. See, I've got the framework of another one pretty much figured out. Just streamlining and playing around with it for the next of the night, I bet.
But during this process of going through every episode of Suits ever, I really can't shake this feeling I've always had:
The only way Trevor, Mike, and Jenny make sense is if they were a threesome.
Seriously. That is legitimately the only explanation for anything they do ever. Or, you know, if they at least had threesomes on a frequent basis and maybe Jenny (and possibly Trevor) were totally open to the idea of Mike being a more permanent part of their relationship, but Mike was 1) oblivious and 2) feeling like he was intruding to much as it was, so he was already pulling back from them before he even met Harvey.
Reasons I think this:
- What guy kisses his best friend's girlfriend on the cheek when leaving the room? Who does that? Seriously. No one. No one does that. Boyfriends might do that to their girlfriends. Maybe really affectionate siblings might, but no. Abnormal behavior.
- That first time Mike and Jenny kiss, that whole conversation before it? He isn't all "I can't because bro code. And you were my best friend's girlfriend up until a second ago, not that you've even said you're breaking up with him," which would have been the appropriate response. No. he was all "I can't. I- I fought with him" and backing off. he was still pushing both of them away and all confused about where he stood in all of this. And they seemed a little bit...too familiar with each other like that. If you ask me.
- So. Mike was not okay with kissing Jenny when he and Trevor were on the outs. And then he and Trevor patch things up. And then Mike gets together with Jenny with no weird feelings. It's like he has no idea what dude code-- fuck, what friend code is. Or that this isn't that out of the norm for them.
I'm just saying.
Not that I don't ship Mike and Harvey. Not that I don't fully believe the show will continue forcing Rachel/Mike at us as obviously and awkwardly as they always do (seriously, show. The moments when you're not trying to ship them are more believable. stop trying so hard. But that's a rant for another day). Still, some form of a polyandry is the only explanation for the Trevor-Jenny-Mike deal. So someone should write that. Nose goes.