Seventeenth... of many. DISNEY!PORT

[chaotic_villian]

What

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[major_west]

Oh, calm down, you're in an amusement park.

[chaotic_villian]

There is nothing amusing about this place. Why is it called an "amusement park"?

I'm sorry he's so unhelpful :C

[major_west]

It's probably more amusing if you get on the rides. But then, you may want to start slow, given the cultural and technological divide. I'd suggest a carousel.

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That's the big round thing with the horses.

Callist to more confused now than ever before!

[chaotic_villian]

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round thing with horses...?

Right.

[major_west]

It may help to think of this as an ongoing festival.

CALLISTO DOESN'T COMPREHEND!, and the mun doesn't know her solstices.

[chaotic_villian]

A festival? I suppose. The Summer Solstice is almost here...

Is that what are they celebrating?

[major_west]

They're celebrating cartoons materialism money

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Yes, that's what they're celebrating.

[chaotic_villian]

Interesting. Usually there are may poles, and bartering huts, and animal auctions...

...I haven't been to a summer solstice celebration since I was a young girl.

I don't like it here.

[major_west]

Well, they do have bartering huts here, but they call them 'gift shops'. And, ah, if you go to Animal Kingdom, you can see animals, but they'd be a bit cross if you tried to purchase one.