Dec 30, 2011 04:39
Ok, before one more person looks at me like I have two heads for reading and/or WRITING (gods forbid) a Severus Snape/Hermione Granger fanfiction I just have one question, six words. DO YOU KNOW HOW TO READ? I seriously hate to break it to you, but Emma Watson PLAYED Hermione Granger. She is NOT Hermione Granger. She is not MY Hermione Granger. For that matter... as much as I would totally hump his leg if I ever met Alan Rickman, he is SOOOO not my Severus Snape. I digress. Back to Hermione Granger... you know? The character? The one you obviously never READ about? Yea. She's two months OLDER THAN I AM! And I think I would be perfectly amazingly happy now with a Severus Snape 19-20 years older than me and would have been ten years ago.
And for those of you on my livejournal, all of whom know me so very well... please ignore this rant. Especially considering that almost all of you understand what it's like to have a major heart love for stories where the romantic duo have a 20 year age difference... Jane Eyre, Little Women, The Labyrinth, PHANTOM OF THE FREAKIN' OPERA! (although PoTO was more like 30? 40? years.) Yes, I'm going to hide here with everyone else who has two heads and just "be" for a bit.