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[chaotic_karma]

I just thought this was amusing.

acedia0602: Maybe I'll go buy some Wawa since I have money now
MyVeryOwnLesbian: Tease
MyVeryOwnLesbian: I would love a hoagie right now
acedia0602: Mmmm yeah. Maybe I'll get 2
MyVeryOwnLesbian: Now I ain't saying she's a gold digger, But that bitch asked me for an extra 30 cents to get cheese on her burger
MyVeryOwnLesbian: Will you get me one on your way home? :-)
acedia0602: Only if you don't buy me anything for my b-day
MyVeryOwnLesbian: Okay, nevermind
acedia0602: Meany
acedia0602: I'll get you one cause I'm nicer
MyVeryOwnLesbian: :-*
acedia0602: Just let me know what you would want on it and how big and stuff
MyVeryOwnLesbian: I want it the size of my peen
acedia0602: Megaginormoushugebig?
MyVeryOwnLesbian: HAHAHAHAHA
MyVeryOwnLesbian: I love you
acedia0602: I know
MyVeryOwnLesbian: <3
MyVeryOwnLesbian: Sleeping alone is no fun
MyVeryOwnLesbian: I really want to go into my parents' room when they're here and say, "Moooom... Daaaaad... can I sleep with you guys toniiiiiiight?"
acedia0602: Aww, that would be so cute
MyVeryOwnLesbian: lol
MyVeryOwnLesbian: I'll totally do it