LotS Gifs. Part... Whatever.
Tra-la-la.
Previously on
Legend of the Confessor and Mord'Sith:
A bunch of stuff happened.
Good, now that we're all caught up, let's do this.
So, we've reached the final few episodes which means there will be quite a lot of Cara/Dahlia.
Which, btw, as much of a hardcore C/K 'shipper as I am, I still have so much love for C/D.
I could go into why, but we'd be here all day and possibly well into the night (or... all night and possibly well into the day,
depending on your time zone, I s'pose). I'm sure I'm not the only one. But there will also be a lot of Con'Dar Kahlan. And who in their right mind wouldn't love that?
Before I begin, I want to tell you that I've decided to do one more post after this. Yeah, apparently, I lied, so this isn't the last you've seen of me.
Hold all applause, or groans, till the end, please.
I also want to point out that this post is extremely hard for me to do cuz I'm not quite recovered from the rollercoaster ride that my weekend has been. So, don't expect gold. *blank stare*
I talk too much.
Crap, um, before I start I forgot one from the last post. So uh, beginning bonus?
2x16 Des-- oh, forget it, you know which one this is from:
I just, um... really like how hopeful Kahlan looks. Makes my heart flutter and stuff. Should probably see a doctor about that.
2x20 Eternity:
We open with Cara, Dahlia and Kahlan playing a game of tag.
Cara plays to win and Kahlan plays with weapons. 'Cuz bitchez be hardcore, yo.
So then all that dyke drama begins. Ex-girlfriends, current girlfriends, it's bound to happen.
Kahlan reassures herself Cara.
Also: TOUCHING!!!!1oneeleven
Yeah, I feel like doing that everytime I hear "Powerful Magic".
This just makes me wanna start making out with my computer screen.
Ladies and uh... gentlemen? *looks around* Cara the Stud.
Gah! Cara... buckle... trying... to... kill... me.... Mercy, Cara! Mercy!
Seriously! Uncle! Uncle!
Okay, remember when I said that there were some scenes I went a little crazy on? Well, the next one is another of those.
But, I've decided to only post two. I mean it, I gif'd the hell outta it. Like, the entire thing. It's one of my most favorite afterall.
Tab, if you hadn't already owned a piece of my soul, you would've after this scene.
Um, isn't this also considered some form of Mord'Sith foreplay? Just saying.
:p
Meanwhile, a certain Mother Confessor (I'm sure you know which one I mean) finds out her girlfriend has been betrayed and is now being tortured. Needless to say...
KAHLAN.......... IS.......... PISSED!
Haha, it's my post and I'll play it how I want to. :p
2x21 Unbroken:
Cara dead. :'(
But touching!
2x22 Tear:
And now, an ode to Con'Dar Kahlan:
There once was a BAMC named Kahlan.
Who had a hottie girlfriend named Cara.
When Kahlan found out her girlfriend had been tortured,
She became very angry.
And entered the Con'Dar.
Cara tried to calm her down, all, "Hey, baby. It's okay.
I'm Mord'sith. Pain is my BFF. Ya know, like that
one time you used my agiel to..."
But Cara was cutoff by Zedd. Who must cockblock even us from hearing the deets.
But Kahlan was too far gone.
And far too hawt.
So she went all Motha Confessa Matrix Kahlan on some Sisters of the Dark.
Because, uh, I dunno, they were there.
Those Sisters soon learned Con'Dar Kahlan don't play.
(Interrupts to say that watching these and listening to Prodigy is a 100 different kinds of awesome. You should try it.)
Back to story:
So Cara gave up on trying to calm Kahlan down and enjoy the show.
Standing aside and ahem... "ruining" her leathers.
Con'Dar Kahlan kicked, flipped, tossed and slashed.
Until not a Sister of the Dark was left.
Finally, Kahlan, spent, calmed down.
Her and Cara started to tear at each other.
Lips, teeth, hands, thighs.
The whole nine yards.
But were interrupted by (who else?) Zedd.
Reminding them that, Hello?! Saving the world here!
So, Kahlan and Cara helped Richard with the Stone of Tears,
blah, blah, blah. World saved. Keeper Defeated. Kittens no longer stuck in trees.
Yadda yadda yadda.
The Seeker of course got all the credit.
But Kahlan and Cara didn't mind.
They were too busy having wild, kinky, Confessor/Mord'Sith sex for the rest of time.
The End.
:)
Free to use.
No credit required.
If you hotlink, I will find you and kick you in the shins.
Previously on
Legend of the Confessor and Mord'Sith:
A bunch of stuff happened.
Good, now that we're all caught up, let's do this.
So, we've reached the final few episodes which means there will be quite a lot of Cara/Dahlia.
Which, btw, as much of a hardcore C/K 'shipper as I am, I still have so much love for C/D.
I could go into why, but we'd be here all day and possibly well into the night (or... all night and possibly well into the day,
depending on your time zone, I s'pose). I'm sure I'm not the only one. But there will also be a lot of Con'Dar Kahlan. And who in their right mind wouldn't love that?
Before I begin, I want to tell you that I've decided to do one more post after this. Yeah, apparently, I lied, so this isn't the last you've seen of me.
Hold all applause, or groans, till the end, please.
I also want to point out that this post is extremely hard for me to do cuz I'm not quite recovered from the rollercoaster ride that my weekend has been. So, don't expect gold. *blank stare*
I talk too much.
Crap, um, before I start I forgot one from the last post. So uh, beginning bonus?
2x16 Des-- oh, forget it, you know which one this is from:
I just, um... really like how hopeful Kahlan looks. Makes my heart flutter and stuff. Should probably see a doctor about that.
2x20 Eternity:
We open with Cara, Dahlia and Kahlan playing a game of tag.
Cara plays to win and Kahlan plays with weapons. 'Cuz bitchez be hardcore, yo.
So then all that dyke drama begins. Ex-girlfriends, current girlfriends, it's bound to happen.
Kahlan reassures herself Cara.
Also: TOUCHING!!!!1oneeleven
Yeah, I feel like doing that everytime I hear "Powerful Magic".
This just makes me wanna start making out with my computer screen.
Ladies and uh... gentlemen? *looks around* Cara the Stud.
Gah! Cara... buckle... trying... to... kill... me.... Mercy, Cara! Mercy!
Seriously! Uncle! Uncle!
Okay, remember when I said that there were some scenes I went a little crazy on? Well, the next one is another of those.
But, I've decided to only post two. I mean it, I gif'd the hell outta it. Like, the entire thing. It's one of my most favorite afterall.
Tab, if you hadn't already owned a piece of my soul, you would've after this scene.
Um, isn't this also considered some form of Mord'Sith foreplay? Just saying.
:p
Meanwhile, a certain Mother Confessor (I'm sure you know which one I mean) finds out her girlfriend has been betrayed and is now being tortured. Needless to say...
KAHLAN.......... IS.......... PISSED!
Haha, it's my post and I'll play it how I want to. :p
2x21 Unbroken:
Cara dead. :'(
But touching!
2x22 Tear:
And now, an ode to Con'Dar Kahlan:
There once was a BAMC named Kahlan.
Who had a hottie girlfriend named Cara.
When Kahlan found out her girlfriend had been tortured,
She became very angry.
And entered the Con'Dar.
Cara tried to calm her down, all, "Hey, baby. It's okay.
I'm Mord'sith. Pain is my BFF. Ya know, like that
one time you used my agiel to..."
But Cara was cutoff by Zedd. Who must cockblock even us from hearing the deets.
But Kahlan was too far gone.
And far too hawt.
So she went all Motha Confessa Matrix Kahlan on some Sisters of the Dark.
Because, uh, I dunno, they were there.
Those Sisters soon learned Con'Dar Kahlan don't play.
(Interrupts to say that watching these and listening to Prodigy is a 100 different kinds of awesome. You should try it.)
Back to story:
So Cara gave up on trying to calm Kahlan down and enjoy the show.
Standing aside and ahem... "ruining" her leathers.
Con'Dar Kahlan kicked, flipped, tossed and slashed.
Until not a Sister of the Dark was left.
Finally, Kahlan, spent, calmed down.
Her and Cara started to tear at each other.
Lips, teeth, hands, thighs.
The whole nine yards.
But were interrupted by (who else?) Zedd.
Reminding them that, Hello?! Saving the world here!
So, Kahlan and Cara helped Richard with the Stone of Tears,
blah, blah, blah. World saved. Keeper Defeated. Kittens no longer stuck in trees.
Yadda yadda yadda.
The Seeker of course got all the credit.
But Kahlan and Cara didn't mind.
They were too busy having wild, kinky, Confessor/Mord'Sith sex for the rest of time.
The End.
:)
Free to use.
No credit required.
If you hotlink, I will find you and kick you in the shins.