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[chaotic_dirge]

It's been a trying time for us all. These events are far beyond my expertise to handle, although I've done all that I could. [A small sigh about that. This version still has his angst about the monsters, but he also has a way of distracting himself.]In the meantime, while we have something of a respite... for any ladies who are lonely for

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[chaotic_dirge]

[And Vincent immediately intercepts her, since he seems to have a special sense when it comes to... noticing the ladies. He holds out a rose and smiles.]

Allow me to offer a flower to the prettiest woman in the village.

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[chaotic_dirge]

[Vincent doesn't seem phased in the least by the confusion.]

I saw you headed my way, and I could hardly resist. Consider it a little sign of admiration? You surely deserve it.

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[chaotic_dirge]

[A sly wink. And how unfortunate for the entire population that he's got the perfect last name for cheesy lines...]

Of course, darling, of course. I'm here to be your own personal Valentine. And who do I have the pleasure of speaking with?

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[chaotic_dirge]

[Be afraid, Ted. Vincent approaches to take her hand and kiss it.]

It's a delight to meet you, Ted. Would you be interested in going on a walk together? Then perhaps we could stop for dinner afterward? [And then visit his newly redecorated apartment of love...]

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[chaotic_dirge]

But how could I resist such a pretty face? I ensure you, my intentions are perfectly honorable. [Just... he wants to seduce you!]

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[chaotic_dirge]

[However did you guess?] Only the pretty ones like you.

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[chaotic_dirge]

[Holds his hands up pleadingly. Oh has he heard that one plenty in his memory.]

Now, darling, I only wanted to give you a compliment! Of course, I wouldn't mind spending a little time getting to know one another better...

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[chaotic_dirge]

[Vincent is obviously not happy with that answer. So he pouts. He pouts a lot.] You don't know what you're missing, Ted...