Look! An entry made completely in sobriety!
How boooooring.
Okay, all joking aside, here's a clarification. I'm honestly not drunk that often. The ten previous evenings are really an unheard-of situation. Not since New Years on Y2K have I had a drinking extravaganza like that. So, rest assured, I'm back to civility and rational thought for the moment.
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Fuck this. Whiskey bottle, be my bitch!
See that? That's a joke. Anyone who knew me would know that I HATE whiskey.
Anyway, today is Tuesday the 13th. In some Central/Latin American cultures, that's the unlucky day, like our Friday the 13th. And that's our cultural fact of the day.
Quote of the day: "Don't slap my pulp!" - Asia
Okay, all joking aside, here's a clarification. I'm honestly not drunk that often. The ten previous evenings are really an unheard-of situation. Not since New Years on Y2K have I had a drinking extravaganza like that. So, rest assured, I'm back to civility and rational thought for the moment.
...
...
Fuck this. Whiskey bottle, be my bitch!
See that? That's a joke. Anyone who knew me would know that I HATE whiskey.
Anyway, today is Tuesday the 13th. In some Central/Latin American cultures, that's the unlucky day, like our Friday the 13th. And that's our cultural fact of the day.
Quote of the day: "Don't slap my pulp!" - Asia