Happy birthday to
ladybugbutt! She's old!
Happy belated birthday to
thereject, who happens to have the same birth date as I do. Coincidence? Or more?
Happy future birthday to any other Taureans I know. That includes you,
xthevalkyriex, and... probably some other people. You know who you are.
I'm 33. In German, that's called a schnappszahl- any age divisible by 11. Tradition is that you drink extra-heavily on such birthdays. Focusing especially, but not exclusively, on schnapps. I can accomplish this, yea verily! So, if you're turning 22 or 33 or whatever this year, DRINK UP! All of Germany commands you!