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Jan 19, 2006 08:21

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buzz January 19 2006, 13:34:38 UTC
Top Five Celeberty Asses You'd Like to Kick.

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chaosvizier January 19 2006, 15:14:22 UTC
5. J-Lo. There's so much ass! It's just begging to be kicked! I want to put my footy on that booty!
4. Ben Stiller/Adam Sandler. To me they are the same person. The same annoying person. They deserve the royal foot-in-groin treatment.
3. Saddam Hussein. I just think that would be cool. "Did you just boot Saddam in the head?" - "I DID!"
2. Pat Robertson. Every time the man opens his mouth, it's like Pandora's Box Redux. I want to be the one to close that mouth. With my foot.
1. Paris Hilton/Nicole Richie. The Simple Life needs my simple foot in its simple head. The world will be a better place when this stomping occurs.

Honourable Mention: The Rock. Actually, I like Dwayne. He's cool. I just want to be badass enough to kick his ass, just so I can say "I BEAT UP THE ROCK I AM SO BADASS."

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buzz January 19 2006, 17:56:08 UTC
Ok, now I want the top five celebrity asses you'd like to lick.

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chaosvizier January 19 2006, 18:33:18 UTC
5. Zhang Ziyi. She's cute, she's hot, and she kicks ass. It's booty that bites back!
4. Kirsten Dunst. My spiderman comes with nine legs, if you know what I mean. Which I hope you do, because I don't know what I mean.
3. If Brazilian female volleyball players are celebrities in their country, then all of them.
2. Charlize Theron. Especially if she puts on that hot South African accent. Grrr, baby.
1. Rachel Weisz. What's better than South African accents? Pure British accents. Plus, she's spunky, has that librarian thing, and beats up mummies. What's not to love?

Honourable Mention: Angelina Jolie. She's a crazy woman, but I wouldn't kick her out of bed if the chips were down. No siree.

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pheltzer January 19 2006, 13:43:41 UTC
Top Five TV Stations (Network, Cable, Satellite, Community Access, whatever)

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chaosvizier January 19 2006, 15:25:23 UTC
5. FOX. Not for the news, really. But in my younger days, FOX showed some great programs. And one need look no further than The Simpsons to see some of FOX's greatness.
4. Sci-Fi. Yeah, I'm a sucker for cheesy sci-fi. And, granted, a lot of the sci-fi channel is made entirely of cheese. Bad cheese. But I cannot resist its cheesy lure.
3. Whatever station is playing Law And Order. Could be NBC, USA, TNT, who knows. It could be all three simultaneously.
2. Cartoon Network. Even though a lot of the "modern" toons they show are crap, they have some gems sprinkled throughout, not the least of which is "Adult Swim".
1. Comedy Central. It has given rise to some of my favorite shows of all time, and does its fair share in pushing the envelope, most notably with "South Park".

Honourable Mention: HBO. Deadwood and Rome are wonderful things. HBO Direct or whatever it's called is useful. Plus, boobies.

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drradium January 19 2006, 15:29:51 UTC
Nice. I've noticed that quite too often that L&O are on different channels at once. By the time you figure out which episode you want to see it's half over.

You can't forget Law & Order: Trial By Jury, the forgotton L&W thats on court tv.

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lemmywinks30 January 19 2006, 13:47:19 UTC
Top 5 best rides (rollercoasters whatever) in order best to least

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chaosvizier January 19 2006, 15:36:28 UTC
5. Space Mountain, Disneyworld, Florida. While perhaps no longer as high-end as the newer coasters of the 21st century, it still holds a place in my heart. Good old nostalgia ( ... )

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pheltzer January 19 2006, 15:41:45 UTC
I was always a big fan of Rolling Thunder @ Six Flags Great Adventure... but only the backwards track. And if the timing was right Lighting Loops was a cheap thrill. Although I got burned out on the rides the summer I worked there.

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chaosvizier January 19 2006, 16:02:25 UTC
Rolling Thunder shattered my spine. Heh. They're building a new wooden coaster now to replace it. It looks ginormous.

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chaosvizier January 19 2006, 15:46:41 UTC
5. South Park: Bigger, Longer, Uncut. While not a musical in the traditional sense, it is a movie in which the characters break out into song quite frequently, and thus qualifies in my book. Also, the songs are uproariously funny ( ... )

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Mwahahaha. angledge January 19 2006, 13:57:11 UTC
Top Five Quizlings

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Re: Mwahahaha. buzz January 19 2006, 14:30:16 UTC
Quizling flame war in 5... 4...

:P

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That's tough to grade... chaosvizier January 19 2006, 16:01:16 UTC
5. lovellama has created some very clever, and very funny, LJDQ-themed icons. This kind of sucking up can only earn fame and favor in my easily-sucked-up-to eyes.
4. In days of long ago, when the quiz was a young thing, evils posted a long tale of The First Leprechaun On The Moon. For reasons unknown, this story still makes me laugh.
3. fizrep, one of less than a dozen quizlings who has been consistently playing since the quiz's inception, and has maintained a good level of funny throughout. Similar shoutouts should go to marasca, sskipstress, krick, and a few others.
2. trishalynn, who introduced us to the wide wide world of metaquotes. Repeatedly.
1. ataralas, who introduced us to this picture:

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Re: That's tough to grade... fizrep January 19 2006, 19:31:56 UTC
I happily bow down to the #1 person.

Or, more specifically, her posted picture. nyaaahnyaaahnyaaaaah!!

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