xxx. look! it's a SEX subject!
So up until today, I was having a stressful time and busting my ass over information that I probably could have avoided reading had I paid attention or cared worth a penny during high school.
Ashley is happy because:
a) she got her official license and no longer needs to carry a shit paper entitled "interim license"
b) she wins and you fail in life
c) she got her matriculation ticket
d) she doesn't care if you don't know what a matriculation ticket is
e) because she doesn't either
f) all is almost right with the world
"Almost" because:
a) vector training seminar begins this thursday
b) she is lazy and does not want to go
c) still needs to hear reply from district manager that she can be excused from last day of training and will still be hired
d) because she has a placement test to take on that last day
e) because she is stupidly late
f) she no longer has the feel good vibe to work
Man, and I was so ready to work too, even though I knew it was going to be a boring job. I think the only thing about Vector is that they hold regular conferences in the near vicinity. I'd rather slit my throat than go wherever it is they want me to just so they can talk until our heads explode.
But I'm getting ahead of myself.
I want to drive.
My dog is old and likes sleeping. I'd show you a picture but his sheer adorable-ness is too grand for you to see (aka, too lazy to upload picture anywhere to host it).
New Zealand bitch slapped the old Melissa and kicked out a new one, a meaner one.
"Hey, dickwad."
And I was vaguely reminded of my friend, Kris, and wanting to say, "Go dick yourself" but then I realised that I was speaking to the wrong person and, if I'm not mistaken, Kris likes that sort of thing.
I TOLD YOU THIS WAS ABOUT SEX! God.
Homosexuality, sex, and God ... all in one entry. I just won a million brownie points.
Ashley is happy because:
a) she got her official license and no longer needs to carry a shit paper entitled "interim license"
b) she wins and you fail in life
c) she got her matriculation ticket
d) she doesn't care if you don't know what a matriculation ticket is
e) because she doesn't either
f) all is almost right with the world
"Almost" because:
a) vector training seminar begins this thursday
b) she is lazy and does not want to go
c) still needs to hear reply from district manager that she can be excused from last day of training and will still be hired
d) because she has a placement test to take on that last day
e) because she is stupidly late
f) she no longer has the feel good vibe to work
Man, and I was so ready to work too, even though I knew it was going to be a boring job. I think the only thing about Vector is that they hold regular conferences in the near vicinity. I'd rather slit my throat than go wherever it is they want me to just so they can talk until our heads explode.
But I'm getting ahead of myself.
I want to drive.
My dog is old and likes sleeping. I'd show you a picture but his sheer adorable-ness is too grand for you to see (aka, too lazy to upload picture anywhere to host it).
New Zealand bitch slapped the old Melissa and kicked out a new one, a meaner one.
"Hey, dickwad."
And I was vaguely reminded of my friend, Kris, and wanting to say, "Go dick yourself" but then I realised that I was speaking to the wrong person and, if I'm not mistaken, Kris likes that sort of thing.
I TOLD YOU THIS WAS ABOUT SEX! God.
Homosexuality, sex, and God ... all in one entry. I just won a million brownie points.