Stu is much like an animal. Simple, instinctive, often responding to offerings of food in exchange for work or play. More often for play, however. Work can, at times, be offensive to this lumbering beast. Please note the plastic head that this Stu sports. The eyes are, of course, plastic, so he's blind as a bat and is probably afraid of loud noises. Fireworks are especially attractive to him, despite the obvious lack of vision. The Stu doesn't have to make sense or be logical. In fact, logic goes directly against its nature. If you say nice, supportive, nurturing things to it on a regular basis (and if you are a female), you will probably earn his friendship for life. He is a Leo, enjoys the beach, and comic books. Ladies, if you love Jesus and are interested in traveling overseas to do light missions work, please contact Stu. Singles need only apply.
That is the craziest personal in the world... going from a wildlife profile to a personal ad {8P
...Addendum:
The Stu dwells in small caves with a lightbox. He can also be found preying on small, helpless nuggets in the fastfood junglelands of Columbia and Charleston. Be on the lookout nugget farmers, he could be in a territory near you.
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I just had to take a snap shot because it was so hilarious.
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...Addendum:
The Stu dwells in small caves with a lightbox. He can also be found preying on small, helpless nuggets in the fastfood junglelands of Columbia and Charleston. Be on the lookout nugget farmers, he could be in a territory near you.
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Which is kinda cool in a weird, mexican way.
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