But I had good reasons I swear! LOL
Dear Santa...
Dear Santa,
This year I've been busy!
In April I gave celestesashin a wet willie, then I took it back (-5 points). Last month I got in line at the supermarket at the same time as someone else and I didn't yield (-8 points). Last Friday I helped vxshiningstarxv hide a body (-173 points). In February I bought porn for ufological (-10 points). Last Sunday I committed genocide... Sorry about that, hisakatakeishi (-5000 points).
Overall, I've been naughty (-5196 points). For Christmas I deserve a lump of coal!
Sincerely,
chaossearch
The coal is obviously to push global warming over the edge. (I wonder how many points that deducts?)