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wtf_inc,
wtf_nature, and
theweaselking Baculum! (Yes, some animals CAN break their penises!)
Monkeys pay to see female monkey bottoms (With a juice reward)
Stingray kills again! (How bizzare?!?)
Russia takes over blogosphere (haha, go Russians!)
Man kills self with suicide robot (Bwuh??)
Arabs attack a Rabbi... attacker gets hit by a car... (I loled) But if you look at
the article, the most absurd thing I've ever fucking heard...
"Blood Libel Alive and Well in Russia
Literature distributed in Novosibirsk, Russia, warned gentiles to beware of the Jews, who seek to kidnap their children before Passover in order to murder them and use their blood for matza (the unleavened bread that may only include flour and water according to Jewish law).
“Beware Russian parents,” read the pamphlets, according to Yediot Acharonot. “Keep watch over your children before the coming of April 2008, the Jewish holiday of Passover. These disgusting people still engage in ritual practice to their gods. They kidnap small children and remove some of their blood and use it to prepare their holy food. They throw the bodies out in garbage dumps.”
The “blood libel” regarding Jews and their supposed use of children’s blood for making matzas dates back to 12th century England, and has served as an excuse for anti-Jewish violence on numerous occasions since."
*sigh* If anyone wants to go to Purim festivities (I don't think I will be going) there is a
Purim party today at Chabad.
As for what I will be doing, I think Kristen still wants to go to Good Friday services (how weird, to go to Catholic services instead of Purim service to hear the reading of the Megilah) and then there is Chabad service at 7:30pm at the Chabad house, Kristen might go with me to that.. But there is also a Drag Queen show in the Moore Auditorium (I think?) at 7:30pm (I think?) that would probably be way more awesome. I dunno, lots of things that can be done today. Hope I don't end up just sitting around doing nothing.. Although a nap doesn't sound like a bad idea right about now...
And, because I thought this was adorable...
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