Just a little something done out of boredom and killing time. For the wow friends.
Keep in mind I did this while thinking of an old rp session, between my blood elf on Hydraxis named Kalsheena, and Baka Kusakes Chatacter that was also a hunter.
I still need to do some change overs. XD
PART I : THE LESSON
Mistress: Approach students, close the circle at the feet of the Mistress. You
have come to me asking that I be your guide along the path of Hunter and Pet.
But, be warned: To learn its ways, you must learn the ways of your
own soul. Let us meditate on this wisdom now. So: Ohhhhmmmmm...
STUDENT1 (Ed Gruberman): Uh, sir! Sir! (Oo!, Oo!) Sir!
Mistress: Who disturbs our meditation, as a Human disturbs the stillness of
the trees?
EG: Me! Ed Thuugla
Mistress: E-Ed Thuugla.
EG: Yeah, uh, no disrespect or nuthin', but, uh, how long is this gonna take?
Mistress: Hunter and Pet is not a path to a door, but a road leading
forever towards the horizon.
EG: So like, what, an hour or so?
Mistress: No, no, we have not even begun upon the path. Ed Thuugla, you
must learn patience.
EG: Yeah yeah yeah, patience. How long will that take?
Mistress: Time has no meaning. To a true student, a year is as a day.
EG: A YEAR??? I wanna beat people up right now! I got the arrows! Yah
yah yah hwoom!
Mistress: 'Beat people up'...
EG: Yeah! Just show me all those nifty moves so I can start trashing
bozos! That's all I came here for! YO ASTA STA STA!!! Pretty good, ey?
Mistress: The only use of Hunter and Pet is self-defense. Do you know who
said that? Hunter Starchild, the great elder.
EG: Yeah? Well the best defense is a good offense, you know who said
that? Mel, the cook on 'Alice'.
Mistress: Hunter and Pet is the wine of purity, not the vinegar of
hostility. Meditate upon this truth with us. Ohmmmmmm.....
EG: Listen, shrimp! Now are you gonna show me some fancy moves, or am I
gonna start wipin' the walls with you?
Mistress: Ed Gruberman, you fail to grasp Hunter and Pet. Approach me that
you might see.
EG: All right! Finally some action!
Mistress: Observe closely, class. Arrow to the Ear! (SH-ZOOMP!)
EG (drunkenly): Owww! You shot me in the eye!
Mistress: You are lucky, Ed Gruberman. Few novices experience so much of
Hunter and Pet so soon.
EG (quietly, to himself): Ow, oh, my eye!
Mistress: Now we continue. Ohhhmmmmm...
EG: Hey! I wasn't ready! Come and get me now shorty, hah? Come on, are
ya chicken?
Mistress: Arrow to the ear! (SH-ZOOMP!)
EG (again, drunkenly): Oww! Okay, now I'm ready, okay, now, come on, try it
now.
Mistress: Arrow to the head! (SH-ZOOMP!)
EG: Mind if I just lie down here for a minute?
Mistress: Now class, we shall return to our..
STUDENT2: Mistress?
Mistress: It is wrong to tip the vessel of knowledge, student.
STUDENT2: Many apologies, Mistress. But I feel Ed Gruberman is not wholly wrong.
Mistress: What do you mean?
STUDENT2: I want to shoot some arrows, too.
Mistress: Have you learned nothing from the lesson of Ed Gruberman?
STUDENT2: Yes, Mistress. I have learned two things. First, that anger
is a weapon only to one's opponent.
Mistress: Very good.
STUDENT2: And secondly, get in the first shot. Arrow to the head. (SH-ZOOMP!)
Mistress: You missed.
STUDENT2: Yeah. Well...
Mistress: You too shall be honored to learn a lesson...
STUDENT2: You don't have to, you know. I gotta be going...
Mistress: Arrow to the chest! (SH-ZOOMP!)
STUDENT2 (agonizing pain): Oyyy oy oyyyy.... Oh....
Mistress: Can anyone tell us what lesson has been learned here?
STUDENT3: Yes, Mistress. Not a single one of us could defeat you.
Mistress: You gain wisdom, child.
STUDENT3: So we'll hafta gang up on ya! Get 'im guys!
(Mistress shoots many Arrows to the heads and SH-ZOOMP's, and people are groaning
in pain)
Mistress: And now class, let us rejoin the mind to the body and gaze into
the heart of the candle of meditation.
UNISON: Ohhhmmmm....
Mistress: Very good, class.
PART II : THE SONG
Yi yi yai yi....
People talking in auction houses,
People stealing your kill!
People voting Alliance,
Give them a arrow to the head!
arrow to the head! Yah, yah...
arrow to the head! Yah, yah...
arrow to the head! Yah, yah...
arrow to the head! Yah yah yah.. yah. yah yah yah...
Smiths who can't fix a sword,
Guild leaders who can't think!
The Dwarf who won't leave me alone,
The Human who killed my friend!
(Refrain)
arrow to the head! Yah, yah..
arrow to the head! Yah, yah..
arrow to the head! Yah, yah..
arrow to the head
I still need to do some change overs. XD
PART I : THE LESSON
Mistress: Approach students, close the circle at the feet of the Mistress. You
have come to me asking that I be your guide along the path of Hunter and Pet.
But, be warned: To learn its ways, you must learn the ways of your
own soul. Let us meditate on this wisdom now. So: Ohhhhmmmmm...
STUDENT1 (Ed Gruberman): Uh, sir! Sir! (Oo!, Oo!) Sir!
Mistress: Who disturbs our meditation, as a Human disturbs the stillness of
the trees?
EG: Me! Ed Thuugla
Mistress: E-Ed Thuugla.
EG: Yeah, uh, no disrespect or nuthin', but, uh, how long is this gonna take?
Mistress: Hunter and Pet is not a path to a door, but a road leading
forever towards the horizon.
EG: So like, what, an hour or so?
Mistress: No, no, we have not even begun upon the path. Ed Thuugla, you
must learn patience.
EG: Yeah yeah yeah, patience. How long will that take?
Mistress: Time has no meaning. To a true student, a year is as a day.
EG: A YEAR??? I wanna beat people up right now! I got the arrows! Yah
yah yah hwoom!
Mistress: 'Beat people up'...
EG: Yeah! Just show me all those nifty moves so I can start trashing
bozos! That's all I came here for! YO ASTA STA STA!!! Pretty good, ey?
Mistress: The only use of Hunter and Pet is self-defense. Do you know who
said that? Hunter Starchild, the great elder.
EG: Yeah? Well the best defense is a good offense, you know who said
that? Mel, the cook on 'Alice'.
Mistress: Hunter and Pet is the wine of purity, not the vinegar of
hostility. Meditate upon this truth with us. Ohmmmmmm.....
EG: Listen, shrimp! Now are you gonna show me some fancy moves, or am I
gonna start wipin' the walls with you?
Mistress: Ed Gruberman, you fail to grasp Hunter and Pet. Approach me that
you might see.
EG: All right! Finally some action!
Mistress: Observe closely, class. Arrow to the Ear! (SH-ZOOMP!)
EG (drunkenly): Owww! You shot me in the eye!
Mistress: You are lucky, Ed Gruberman. Few novices experience so much of
Hunter and Pet so soon.
EG (quietly, to himself): Ow, oh, my eye!
Mistress: Now we continue. Ohhhmmmmm...
EG: Hey! I wasn't ready! Come and get me now shorty, hah? Come on, are
ya chicken?
Mistress: Arrow to the ear! (SH-ZOOMP!)
EG (again, drunkenly): Oww! Okay, now I'm ready, okay, now, come on, try it
now.
Mistress: Arrow to the head! (SH-ZOOMP!)
EG: Mind if I just lie down here for a minute?
Mistress: Now class, we shall return to our..
STUDENT2: Mistress?
Mistress: It is wrong to tip the vessel of knowledge, student.
STUDENT2: Many apologies, Mistress. But I feel Ed Gruberman is not wholly wrong.
Mistress: What do you mean?
STUDENT2: I want to shoot some arrows, too.
Mistress: Have you learned nothing from the lesson of Ed Gruberman?
STUDENT2: Yes, Mistress. I have learned two things. First, that anger
is a weapon only to one's opponent.
Mistress: Very good.
STUDENT2: And secondly, get in the first shot. Arrow to the head. (SH-ZOOMP!)
Mistress: You missed.
STUDENT2: Yeah. Well...
Mistress: You too shall be honored to learn a lesson...
STUDENT2: You don't have to, you know. I gotta be going...
Mistress: Arrow to the chest! (SH-ZOOMP!)
STUDENT2 (agonizing pain): Oyyy oy oyyyy.... Oh....
Mistress: Can anyone tell us what lesson has been learned here?
STUDENT3: Yes, Mistress. Not a single one of us could defeat you.
Mistress: You gain wisdom, child.
STUDENT3: So we'll hafta gang up on ya! Get 'im guys!
(Mistress shoots many Arrows to the heads and SH-ZOOMP's, and people are groaning
in pain)
Mistress: And now class, let us rejoin the mind to the body and gaze into
the heart of the candle of meditation.
UNISON: Ohhhmmmm....
Mistress: Very good, class.
PART II : THE SONG
Yi yi yai yi....
People talking in auction houses,
People stealing your kill!
People voting Alliance,
Give them a arrow to the head!
arrow to the head! Yah, yah...
arrow to the head! Yah, yah...
arrow to the head! Yah, yah...
arrow to the head! Yah yah yah.. yah. yah yah yah...
Smiths who can't fix a sword,
Guild leaders who can't think!
The Dwarf who won't leave me alone,
The Human who killed my friend!
(Refrain)
arrow to the head! Yah, yah..
arrow to the head! Yah, yah..
arrow to the head! Yah, yah..
arrow to the head