Nov 06, 2006 22:07
go round and round.
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Objective: whine
Method: take observations from today's proceedings and whine one's big yellow ass off
(it seriously is yellow btw. my 'normal' brownish skin is actually a constant layer of the previous year's tan. yessir.)
Observation and Discussion:
1) though generally not a sleepy person by nature, there is the odd occasion when i doze off where it is not customary to do so. due to a previous late night and a sprinkling of boredom, i fell asleep twice today. the first time was roughly 4 minutes on the train. woke up when a lady accidentally smacked me in the head with her bag.
the second time was in the uni library. peeled my face off the desk to find a random girl staring. directly. she just kept looking until i blankly stared back for at least 7 seconds. then she just smiled and turned back around to face the right way in her chair. geez. it's creepy enough when people you know happen to watch you sleep during lectures. (but that's another story)
2) got told that i looked like someone else today. again. well, at least it wasn't another complete case of mistaken identity. anyways, i pity the poor b-tard(s) that apparently resemble this noodle.
Conclusion:
1) one must either stop sleeping where one is not supposed to,
or slap on a full-face motorbike helmet before nodding off.
2) if anyone knows a Wai Kor (or something like that), can they send me his/her address? pwease?
(no, not gonna try to find and eliminate supposed doppleganger. though it has crossed my mind. heh)
So, been mulling all over today's events in my head. Over and over and over again.
Nothing feeds paranoia like paranoia itself.
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round and round.
round and round indeed.