Call-idge
The New York Public Library was closed today. why? I don't know, maybe because it is monday. anyway, i walked around the perimeter of the library twice looking for how to get in until i saw a tiny sign hanging on a chain across a tiny part of the main stairs that said "the library is closed today" then i got pissed off and engaged a hobo in a fight to the death using chains and lead pipes. it looked like i was going to bite it; but then, as he was about to deal the killing blow, his pipe held above his head, reflecting the red light of the sun, he got hit by a fucking bus! i was like "thank you new york public transportation" and then i flew home.