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the_real_eris in chaosmajik

The truth, a little 42 late

Mar 23, 2008 00:35

Turns my evil sister has been lying a little. She is a Jihad Goddess. Supports no religion but Jihad. Captain Clark is some Saudi prince. 23 is an unlucky number, and 17 lucky, but only just. She did not start Discordian religion, she stole it from me and from Universal Reason. She does not like Zen-buddhists, she kills them in Tibet for bringing ( Read more... )

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primalfire March 22 2008, 16:11:57 UTC

she doesn't have to be married to them to still shag them ..

gwydion01 March 22 2008, 17:01:10 UTC

Just like they say in hockey. Just because there is a goalie doesn't mean you can't score!

the_real_eris March 23 2008, 07:44:17 UTC

I think she kills them. That's going a bit further than just not marrying. Unless, of course, it is her friend that kills them and she has nothing to do with it.

gwydion01 March 23 2008, 15:33:37 UTC

You can't say most of them don't have it coming.

And besides, if they aren't smart enough to figure out such a simple ploy, maybe they weren't cut out for godhood in the first place.

the_real_eris March 26 2008, 15:24:24 UTC

you are one of "them" that you refer to. few people are not cut out for... being alive.

gwydion01 March 26 2008, 15:26:58 UTC

But I was doing so well with my Eris!

the_real_eris March 26 2008, 15:58:39 UTC

She is not your Eris. I also felt bad when I learnt the truth. It hurts when someone you felt you could trust betrayes. Some gods are like Casanova men.

gwydion01 March 26 2008, 16:16:10 UTC

She'll always be my Eris, and we'll always have Paris.

/end unintentional rhyme

slave of Eris the_real_eris March 27 2008, 08:07:08 UTC

What do you mean by "always have Paris"?
She is not your Eris. Those headaches you've been having and spelling errors you've been making is Eris doing it to you, you slave-of-Eris. Gods damage and handicap their slaves and do not do anything of the sort to their not-slaves. If you are devoted to Eris and not her slave, then why do you have so many health problems, psychological neuroses and low personal income (poverty only broken by committing crimes or immoral acts of betrayal)?

If Eris is not a plug-ugly bitch to you, why o why, does she always get you to do something low?

Re: slave of Eris gwydion01 March 27 2008, 14:36:31 UTC

o.0

we are talking about the same me here, right? Because that doesn't sound like the me I know at al....

Re: slave of Eris the_real_eris March 28 2008, 05:45:25 UTC

That sounds like either you no w, or what they are planning to make you into in matter of months.

o.O...Tell "o.O girl" that that thing that her brother did to her was for a reason: to solve her liquidity problems. She will know what I am referring to.

Re: slave of Eris gwydion01 March 28 2008, 05:47:55 UTC

Where can I get some of what you're smoking?

Besides. You have a goatee. You're obviously the Mirror Universe Eris and up to no good.

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