Several months no update and all I have is a meme.
Stolen from snowcalico
Q: Type in "[your name] needs" in the Google search:
A: "Jonathan needs a one or two parent family that will set guidelines and be consistent in sticking to those standards ..." Didn't work the first time.
Q: Type in "[your name] looks like" in Google search:
A: "Jonathan looks like he is about to lose the game." Noooo! My +30 Elf Shoes! I hope I remembered to save.
Q: Type in "[your name] says" in Google search:
A: "Jonathan says. "Faye and I were married 12 or 13 years before either of us got published." I'm trying to work in a Cowboy Bebop joke here, but nothing is coming to me.
Q: Type in "[your name] wants" in Google search:
A: "Jonathan Wants Co-Stars To Get Naked Without Whining!" Seriously guys. Stop being so jealous.
Q: Type in "[your name] does" in Google search:
A: "Jonathan does the Spider Man dance at a birthday party." ...the what?!
Q: Type in "[your name] hates" in Google search:
A: "Jonathan hates Mike" I know several Mikes, and I'm sure I don't hate them all.
Q: Type in "[your name] asks" in Google search:
A: "Jonathan Asks if She Sucked My Dick." Well, did she?
Q: Type in "[your name] goes" in Google search:
A: "Jonathan Goes to the Doctor" Possibly due to my naked co-star exploits.
Q: Type in "[your name] likes " in Google search:
A: "Jonathan Likes It Hard, Good" I don't know what's worse... the theme I seem to be pulling here, or the fact that was actually a Fox News headline that read "Father Jonathan likes it Hard, Good."
Q: Type in "[your name] eats " in Google search:
A: "Jonathan Eats Cinnamon Toast Crunch" Like sugar-coated motherfucking popcorn!
Q: Type in "[your name] wears " in Google search:
A: "Jonathan wears the best outfits" Boxers and a beer helmet.
Q: Type in "[your name] was arrested for" in Google Search
A: "Should Jonathan be arrested for murdering Terry?" Why are you asking this? Terry must have done something really fucked up if murder becomes a question of morals.
Q: Type in "[your name] needs" in the Google search:
A: "Jonathan needs a one or two parent family that will set guidelines and be consistent in sticking to those standards ..." Didn't work the first time.
Q: Type in "[your name] looks like" in Google search:
A: "Jonathan looks like he is about to lose the game." Noooo! My +30 Elf Shoes! I hope I remembered to save.
Q: Type in "[your name] says" in Google search:
A: "Jonathan says. "Faye and I were married 12 or 13 years before either of us got published." I'm trying to work in a Cowboy Bebop joke here, but nothing is coming to me.
Q: Type in "[your name] wants" in Google search:
A: "Jonathan Wants Co-Stars To Get Naked Without Whining!" Seriously guys. Stop being so jealous.
Q: Type in "[your name] does" in Google search:
A: "Jonathan does the Spider Man dance at a birthday party." ...the what?!
Q: Type in "[your name] hates" in Google search:
A: "Jonathan hates Mike" I know several Mikes, and I'm sure I don't hate them all.
Q: Type in "[your name] asks" in Google search:
A: "Jonathan Asks if She Sucked My Dick." Well, did she?
Q: Type in "[your name] goes" in Google search:
A: "Jonathan Goes to the Doctor" Possibly due to my naked co-star exploits.
Q: Type in "[your name] likes " in Google search:
A: "Jonathan Likes It Hard, Good" I don't know what's worse... the theme I seem to be pulling here, or the fact that was actually a Fox News headline that read "Father Jonathan likes it Hard, Good."
Q: Type in "[your name] eats " in Google search:
A: "Jonathan Eats Cinnamon Toast Crunch" Like sugar-coated motherfucking popcorn!
Q: Type in "[your name] wears " in Google search:
A: "Jonathan wears the best outfits" Boxers and a beer helmet.
Q: Type in "[your name] was arrested for" in Google Search
A: "Should Jonathan be arrested for murdering Terry?" Why are you asking this? Terry must have done something really fucked up if murder becomes a question of morals.