Why my Dissidia fanfic will be so unromantic...
So, it's been like...10 years since I first got into Final Fantasy. I don't remember, lol. Anyways, despite the complaints about "fruity-looking" characters in the series, it really is pretty straight. Must be my childhood. But look:
Final Fantasy: No real characters
Final Fantasy II: Actually, this is the one FF I really didn't read about
Final Fantasy III: I lied. I didn't read this one either. But it didn't have real characters either.
Final Fantasy IV: This one is actually different. I mean, didn't they have brains to solve their love triangle problem? Also, one-sided Golbez/Cecil FTW lololol.
Final Fantasy V: Bartz/Faris is fine, but there are no other characters.
Final Fantasy VI: The main character is a girl! Ewww
Final Fantasy VII: I clicked on the story with the most characters in it. Now I can't make a decision. But half of it is straight, right? Half!!!
Final Fantasy VIII: I guess there's Squall/Seifer, but it doesn't seem appealing. The entire game doesn't seem appealing.
Final Fantasy IX: Kuja/Zidane!!!! Actually, Zidane/Garnet is still better.
Final Fantasy X: What other pairing is there? No, really.
I wish I could type coherently though. But that was fun.
Final Fantasy: No real characters
Final Fantasy II: Actually, this is the one FF I really didn't read about
Final Fantasy III: I lied. I didn't read this one either. But it didn't have real characters either.
Final Fantasy IV: This one is actually different. I mean, didn't they have brains to solve their love triangle problem? Also, one-sided Golbez/Cecil FTW lololol.
Final Fantasy V: Bartz/Faris is fine, but there are no other characters.
Final Fantasy VI: The main character is a girl! Ewww
Final Fantasy VII: I clicked on the story with the most characters in it. Now I can't make a decision. But half of it is straight, right? Half!!!
Final Fantasy VIII: I guess there's Squall/Seifer, but it doesn't seem appealing. The entire game doesn't seem appealing.
Final Fantasy IX: Kuja/Zidane!!!! Actually, Zidane/Garnet is still better.
Final Fantasy X: What other pairing is there? No, really.
I wish I could type coherently though. But that was fun.