You know it's been a long time since I've been a Catholic, but I still get little twinges of blasphemy whenever I see stuff like this First chapter Jesus is compared to Johnny Depp, and Buddha realizes his nemesis are children. Second chapter Jesus wants to go to Asakusa for manju and Buddha is kidnapped by a bunch of drunken salary men who think his ears are the straps on the train. Third chapter, they go to an amusement park. At that point, I had to stop.