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When was the last time you cried?: When I raped you mother.
Have you ever faked sick?: Never.
What was the last lie you said?: Never.
Have you ever cried during a movie?: I nearly killed myself upon the completion of The Exorcist The Begining.
Who was the last person you couldn't take your eyes off of?: This amputee midget cripple. Tripple wammy.
Have you ever danced in the rain?: I screamed Khan on my knees.
Have you ever been drunk?: A few hours ago.
Have you ever tried tried drugs?: Yesterday.
Do you smoke?: Camels.
What's the farthest you've ever gone on a dare?: Someone dared me to rape your mother, and I did.
What is your full name?: Bender Bending Rodriguez.
What is your blood-type?: 0+
Have you ever been in a car accident?: I did, and got whip lash in my ass.(another Futurama reference for the astute.)
How old were you when you recieved your first kiss?: I have the kiss of death evry nite wen deth kisses me to sleep wile lisnin 2 SlipKnoT!!!!111onee!!111one!1
Who was your first kiss?: A dead Baby.
Have you ever had an online relationship?: I had an online relationship wiht smarter child, but I broke it off before it got too serious.
Have you ever had phone-sex?: YYT?
Have you ever been rejected by a crush?: I crushed a Rejection with the axe of Dharock the Mighty!
What is your favourite sport to play?: Drink the Beer, with Quagmire, Peter, and Slave I.
Have you ever made a prank phone call?: I watched Beavis and Butthead, what do you think?
Have you ever said "I Love you" and not meant it?: To your mother.
What's your favourite childhood memory?: Batman toys, with my sister.
Is there anything that you have done that you regret?: Watching The Excorcist the beging or buying an ibanez guitar.
What do you want to be when you grow up?: A pedophile.
What is your political persuassion?: Anti-Fedaralist, (any history savy fucks, just giggled)
Have you ever had cybersex?: Think Blood Ninja.
Do you believe in g-d?: Does Josh Homme have a neck?
Do you believe in love at first sight?: No, but I do believe in this, (shoots Mooby executives)
Do you believe in karma?: Radiohead, sure.
Who was your first crush?: I used crush level 33 on a goblin, it was vanquished.
Who do yo uhave a crush on?: Who spells for yo uhave?
How would you describe yourself?: Cynical.
What are you afraid of?: Not having a cigartte when I wake up.
Are you religious?: Again, I don't see Josh Homme with a neck, so no.
What does your screen name mean?: It's my old roleplaying character, and my runescape name, and my Kotor name, and god knows what else.
What person do you trust the most?: Davey Havok.
Who was your first boyfriend/girlfriend?: Free to Be.
What is the best compliment you have ever recieved?: You look like Kurt Cobain, ( I have a fucking head!)
What is the meanest thing anyone has said about you?: Your a n00b. My god what an asshole.
What is the longest crush/relationship you have had?: Relationship is really vague. I fucked a kitten once.
What is your greatest strength?: Math.
What is your greatest weakness?: I can't get up when i'm on my back (man these futurama references just won't stop.)
What is your perfect pizza?: Pizza hut, pan.
What is your first thought when waking up in the morning?: I need a smoke.
What is your first thought before you go to bed?: I need another cigarrete.
What college do you want to go to?: And I say HAHAHAHA, HOHOHOHOHO, HEHEHEHEHE, HAHAHA!
Do you get along with your family?: I guess so, Especially Mil.
Do you play any instruments?: Guitar, bass, drums, keyboard, baby skulls.
What kind of music do you like?: Beck 90's music, and Sabbath,and Zeppelin. Oh and Queens of the Stone age (Fab's gonna love this one)
Do you think you're attractive?: Voted sexiest man alive by Time magasine 69 times.
Would you ever get a tattoo?: Yeah, I want to get the triforce tattooed on my hand, and Bogus on my arm.
How many piercings do you have?: I had one on my ear, to accomidate My bjorin earing.Hah!
Who makes you laugh?: Mil, Fab, And myself.
Who would you want to be tied to for 24hours?: Beck.
Have you ever seen a dead body?: Yeah.
Do you have a celebrity crush?: Unfortunately, haven't we all. Morgan Fairchild(?) nuff said.
What is one thing scientists should invent?: Lightsabers.
Have you ever broken a bone?: No, just my skull.
What happens after you die?: That's it. What were you expecting more? Too bad.
Do you watch or read the news?: CNN can suck me
What stereotype would you label yourself as being?: A badass Rebel, who kicks down doors, and rapes bitches in plaid skirts.
Would your friends agree with that stereotypic label?: Oh Yeah.
If yo ucould change your name, what would you change it to?: I. C. Weiner.
If you could go back in time to one point in your life, where would you go: A long time ago in a galaxy far far away, The summer before Ron but with cigarettes)
If you could change anything about yourself, what would you change?: I'd be a four hundred foot tall zombie with laser feet.
Have you ever gone skinny dipping?: Yeah, actually I have.
Have you ever played strip poker?: No. but I played for cheez itz much more imprtant than my dignity.
Would you ever lie to someone to make them feel good about themselves?: You really are a marvelous speller.
What do you want your friends to think about you?: That right there is Runemaster.
Whats the biggest argument you've ever gotten into?: I force choked Malak.
HAve you ever bitten someone?: Is your caps lock broken?
When's your birthday?: October 5th.
Have you ever stolen anything?: I borrowed.
Do you make wishes on shooting stars?: Shooting stars are just Mark Lanegan punting a baby he set on fire.
Whats the most you've ever eaten in one sitting?: Two medium hand tossed pizza hut pizzas, needless to say it didn't stay down.
If you could go back and change one day, what would it be?: I'd tell Diz to stay away from Ron.
Do you remember your dreams?: "I don't dream", Everybody dreams Crake the REM sleep tests...."
Have you ever been in love?: With Kotor, cheezits, and Cowboy Beebop yeah.
Are you a morning person or a night person?: Night.
Do you have any phobias?: Nah.
What's the meanest thing you've ever done to someone?: I punched a 11 year old kid in the face at the mall who made a nasty face at me.
Have you ever been to the hospital (other then birth?: Yeah, a few times.
How many screen names do you have?: 2. not counting old ones.
Do any medical problems run in your family?: Depression, insomnia, cancer(LOLZ), and hemophillia
Have anyone ever been disowned from your family?: Mil kinda got kicked out of the house.
Have you ever had a nightmare?: These giant ball things were turning people inside out, kinda graphic.
Do you say meaner things to your friends or your enemies?: Public Enemy number one.
Would you ever participate in a threesome?: With Carth, Tanelle, and Juhani.
Would you ever pay for a prostititue?: I did Then I killed her, with a chicago typewriter.
Have you ever mooned or flashed someone?: Yep,
Have you ever cheated on your bf/gf?: Farmer gets to sit, says gimme da milk gimme da milk, shove that stool up his ass, tired of dat farma.
Have you ever laughed so hard you peed in your pants?: No.
Have you ever written a love letter?: To Daniel Quinn.
Have you ever attempted suicide?: I attempted to rape your mother, but she got away.
Do you prefer boxers or briefs?: Briefs, hands down.
Have you ever been in a fistfight?: It wasn't much of a fight, little kid fell down crying.
Do you have any hidden talents?: I can pick my nose with my tongue.
What is one thing you want me to know about you?: I don't know how to read.
What is one question you wouldn't want me to ask?: Can you read?
Do you usually prefer books or movies?: Books.
Who is your favourite person to talk to?: Probably Mil we have coversations for hours.
Who is always able to cheer you up when you're sad?: Muh boy.
Would you ever have sex before marriage?: Does your mother count?
Who do you talk to most on the phone?: Mil.
Do you have a secret that yo'ure ashamed of?: I made love with Connor Oberst.
Do you prefer british or american spelling of words?: English.
Have you ever gotten detention?: I got Saturday detention, and raped Molly Ringwold or whatever the fuck her name is.
How do you vent your anger?: By punching a piece of meat with a hoodie in the locker room, with a trumpet in the backround.
Have you ever been on a diet?: Of Cheezitz, and yoohoo, yeah.
Would you ever date someone younger than you? Older than you?: I dated a 3 year old it didn't work out.
Is your best friend a virgin?: Is lesbian sex considered real sex?
What's a rumor someone has spread about you?: I got hit by a train, and died.
What's the kinkiest thing you could ever actually see yourself as doing?: Cock slapping Lucky.
What's the meanest thing anyone has ever done to you?: Wasn't this asked before?
What's the nicest thing anyone has ever done for you?: Gave me Cheez itz.
Have you ever been diagnosed with a mental illness?: No.
Have you ever cut yourself on purpose?: When I think of the exocist the begining it's all I think about.
Have you ever wanted to murder someone?: Sheep Fucker.
Have you ever hated someone?: Sheep Fucker.
Do you prefer talking on the phone or online?: Telegraph
Do you consider yourself popular?: I'm the coolest kid in school, oh wait i'm a drop out.
Would you ever tell the person you have a crush on that you like them?: I told my wang I was gonna smash it then, it just urinated.
Have you ever had a crush on an enemy?: Oooh Arnold!
Have you ever had a crush on a best friend?: I wanted to fuck Seifer but he just wouldn't put out.
What is your favourite book?: Ishmael, and Oryx and Crake.
Do you have a collection of anything?: A lot of shit, Frog things, Pennies, Pokemon cards, ect.
Are you happy with the person you are becoming?: I don't give a shit.
Are you a different person now then you were 5 years ago?: I loved Nickelback five years ago what the fuck do you think?
What do you see yourself as being in 5 years from now?: Dead.
Are you happy with the life you have?: I honestly don't give a fuck.
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When was the last time you cried?: When I raped you mother.
Have you ever faked sick?: Never.
What was the last lie you said?: Never.
Have you ever cried during a movie?: I nearly killed myself upon the completion of The Exorcist The Begining.
Who was the last person you couldn't take your eyes off of?: This amputee midget cripple. Tripple wammy.
Have you ever danced in the rain?: I screamed Khan on my knees.
Have you ever been drunk?: A few hours ago.
Have you ever tried tried drugs?: Yesterday.
Do you smoke?: Camels.
What's the farthest you've ever gone on a dare?: Someone dared me to rape your mother, and I did.
What is your full name?: Bender Bending Rodriguez.
What is your blood-type?: 0+
Have you ever been in a car accident?: I did, and got whip lash in my ass.(another Futurama reference for the astute.)
How old were you when you recieved your first kiss?: I have the kiss of death evry nite wen deth kisses me to sleep wile lisnin 2 SlipKnoT!!!!111onee!!111one!1
Who was your first kiss?: A dead Baby.
Have you ever had an online relationship?: I had an online relationship wiht smarter child, but I broke it off before it got too serious.
Have you ever had phone-sex?: YYT?
Have you ever been rejected by a crush?: I crushed a Rejection with the axe of Dharock the Mighty!
What is your favourite sport to play?: Drink the Beer, with Quagmire, Peter, and Slave I.
Have you ever made a prank phone call?: I watched Beavis and Butthead, what do you think?
Have you ever said "I Love you" and not meant it?: To your mother.
What's your favourite childhood memory?: Batman toys, with my sister.
Is there anything that you have done that you regret?: Watching The Excorcist the beging or buying an ibanez guitar.
What do you want to be when you grow up?: A pedophile.
What is your political persuassion?: Anti-Fedaralist, (any history savy fucks, just giggled)
Have you ever had cybersex?: Think Blood Ninja.
Do you believe in g-d?: Does Josh Homme have a neck?
Do you believe in love at first sight?: No, but I do believe in this, (shoots Mooby executives)
Do you believe in karma?: Radiohead, sure.
Who was your first crush?: I used crush level 33 on a goblin, it was vanquished.
Who do yo uhave a crush on?: Who spells for yo uhave?
How would you describe yourself?: Cynical.
What are you afraid of?: Not having a cigartte when I wake up.
Are you religious?: Again, I don't see Josh Homme with a neck, so no.
What does your screen name mean?: It's my old roleplaying character, and my runescape name, and my Kotor name, and god knows what else.
What person do you trust the most?: Davey Havok.
Who was your first boyfriend/girlfriend?: Free to Be.
What is the best compliment you have ever recieved?: You look like Kurt Cobain, ( I have a fucking head!)
What is the meanest thing anyone has said about you?: Your a n00b. My god what an asshole.
What is the longest crush/relationship you have had?: Relationship is really vague. I fucked a kitten once.
What is your greatest strength?: Math.
What is your greatest weakness?: I can't get up when i'm on my back (man these futurama references just won't stop.)
What is your perfect pizza?: Pizza hut, pan.
What is your first thought when waking up in the morning?: I need a smoke.
What is your first thought before you go to bed?: I need another cigarrete.
What college do you want to go to?: And I say HAHAHAHA, HOHOHOHOHO, HEHEHEHEHE, HAHAHA!
Do you get along with your family?: I guess so, Especially Mil.
Do you play any instruments?: Guitar, bass, drums, keyboard, baby skulls.
What kind of music do you like?: Beck 90's music, and Sabbath,and Zeppelin. Oh and Queens of the Stone age (Fab's gonna love this one)
Do you think you're attractive?: Voted sexiest man alive by Time magasine 69 times.
Would you ever get a tattoo?: Yeah, I want to get the triforce tattooed on my hand, and Bogus on my arm.
How many piercings do you have?: I had one on my ear, to accomidate My bjorin earing.Hah!
Who makes you laugh?: Mil, Fab, And myself.
Who would you want to be tied to for 24hours?: Beck.
Have you ever seen a dead body?: Yeah.
Do you have a celebrity crush?: Unfortunately, haven't we all. Morgan Fairchild(?) nuff said.
What is one thing scientists should invent?: Lightsabers.
Have you ever broken a bone?: No, just my skull.
What happens after you die?: That's it. What were you expecting more? Too bad.
Do you watch or read the news?: CNN can suck me
What stereotype would you label yourself as being?: A badass Rebel, who kicks down doors, and rapes bitches in plaid skirts.
Would your friends agree with that stereotypic label?: Oh Yeah.
If yo ucould change your name, what would you change it to?: I. C. Weiner.
If you could go back in time to one point in your life, where would you go: A long time ago in a galaxy far far away, The summer before Ron but with cigarettes)
If you could change anything about yourself, what would you change?: I'd be a four hundred foot tall zombie with laser feet.
Have you ever gone skinny dipping?: Yeah, actually I have.
Have you ever played strip poker?: No. but I played for cheez itz much more imprtant than my dignity.
Would you ever lie to someone to make them feel good about themselves?: You really are a marvelous speller.
What do you want your friends to think about you?: That right there is Runemaster.
Whats the biggest argument you've ever gotten into?: I force choked Malak.
HAve you ever bitten someone?: Is your caps lock broken?
When's your birthday?: October 5th.
Have you ever stolen anything?: I borrowed.
Do you make wishes on shooting stars?: Shooting stars are just Mark Lanegan punting a baby he set on fire.
Whats the most you've ever eaten in one sitting?: Two medium hand tossed pizza hut pizzas, needless to say it didn't stay down.
If you could go back and change one day, what would it be?: I'd tell Diz to stay away from Ron.
Do you remember your dreams?: "I don't dream", Everybody dreams Crake the REM sleep tests...."
Have you ever been in love?: With Kotor, cheezits, and Cowboy Beebop yeah.
Are you a morning person or a night person?: Night.
Do you have any phobias?: Nah.
What's the meanest thing you've ever done to someone?: I punched a 11 year old kid in the face at the mall who made a nasty face at me.
Have you ever been to the hospital (other then birth?: Yeah, a few times.
How many screen names do you have?: 2. not counting old ones.
Do any medical problems run in your family?: Depression, insomnia, cancer(LOLZ), and hemophillia
Have anyone ever been disowned from your family?: Mil kinda got kicked out of the house.
Have you ever had a nightmare?: These giant ball things were turning people inside out, kinda graphic.
Do you say meaner things to your friends or your enemies?: Public Enemy number one.
Would you ever participate in a threesome?: With Carth, Tanelle, and Juhani.
Would you ever pay for a prostititue?: I did Then I killed her, with a chicago typewriter.
Have you ever mooned or flashed someone?: Yep,
Have you ever cheated on your bf/gf?: Farmer gets to sit, says gimme da milk gimme da milk, shove that stool up his ass, tired of dat farma.
Have you ever laughed so hard you peed in your pants?: No.
Have you ever written a love letter?: To Daniel Quinn.
Have you ever attempted suicide?: I attempted to rape your mother, but she got away.
Do you prefer boxers or briefs?: Briefs, hands down.
Have you ever been in a fistfight?: It wasn't much of a fight, little kid fell down crying.
Do you have any hidden talents?: I can pick my nose with my tongue.
What is one thing you want me to know about you?: I don't know how to read.
What is one question you wouldn't want me to ask?: Can you read?
Do you usually prefer books or movies?: Books.
Who is your favourite person to talk to?: Probably Mil we have coversations for hours.
Who is always able to cheer you up when you're sad?: Muh boy.
Would you ever have sex before marriage?: Does your mother count?
Who do you talk to most on the phone?: Mil.
Do you have a secret that yo'ure ashamed of?: I made love with Connor Oberst.
Do you prefer british or american spelling of words?: English.
Have you ever gotten detention?: I got Saturday detention, and raped Molly Ringwold or whatever the fuck her name is.
How do you vent your anger?: By punching a piece of meat with a hoodie in the locker room, with a trumpet in the backround.
Have you ever been on a diet?: Of Cheezitz, and yoohoo, yeah.
Would you ever date someone younger than you? Older than you?: I dated a 3 year old it didn't work out.
Is your best friend a virgin?: Is lesbian sex considered real sex?
What's a rumor someone has spread about you?: I got hit by a train, and died.
What's the kinkiest thing you could ever actually see yourself as doing?: Cock slapping Lucky.
What's the meanest thing anyone has ever done to you?: Wasn't this asked before?
What's the nicest thing anyone has ever done for you?: Gave me Cheez itz.
Have you ever been diagnosed with a mental illness?: No.
Have you ever cut yourself on purpose?: When I think of the exocist the begining it's all I think about.
Have you ever wanted to murder someone?: Sheep Fucker.
Have you ever hated someone?: Sheep Fucker.
Do you prefer talking on the phone or online?: Telegraph
Do you consider yourself popular?: I'm the coolest kid in school, oh wait i'm a drop out.
Would you ever tell the person you have a crush on that you like them?: I told my wang I was gonna smash it then, it just urinated.
Have you ever had a crush on an enemy?: Oooh Arnold!
Have you ever had a crush on a best friend?: I wanted to fuck Seifer but he just wouldn't put out.
What is your favourite book?: Ishmael, and Oryx and Crake.
Do you have a collection of anything?: A lot of shit, Frog things, Pennies, Pokemon cards, ect.
Are you happy with the person you are becoming?: I don't give a shit.
Are you a different person now then you were 5 years ago?: I loved Nickelback five years ago what the fuck do you think?
What do you see yourself as being in 5 years from now?: Dead.
Are you happy with the life you have?: I honestly don't give a fuck.
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