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Okay, so for some reason there are people who want to know what I want for my birthday, even though I don't actually ask that anyone give me anything for my birthday because I'm too broke a motherfucker to get anyone anything for THEIR birthday. Okay, cool. I post a list every year because I'm a greedy little shit, but this time I'm posting it with that disclaimer because I'm feeling kind of guilty for being a greedy little shit. So don't think this list means I expect any of you to get me anything, I totally don't. And yeah, there'll be expensive stuff on this list because I need to write it down somewhere so I remember that I want it. If you DO get me something, and it's from the expensive section of the list, I'm going to feel like total shit because someone spent a fuckton of money on me. Please don't make me feel like shit. If you feel you must get me something, be modest in your spending. We're all broke-ass young adults here, no one thinks otherwise, and I don't want any of you to be any broker than you need to be. Okay, now we've established that this list in no way implies an expectation that anyone outside of my immediate family should get me anything, I'm going to go back to being a greedy little shit.
The Greed List
The Expensivo Collection
A guitar of some sort, preferably electric
If an electric guitar is acquired, and amp will be required
A rapier (deep down, everyone digs the Musketeers)
Four years worth of university tuition
The Real List
Books
The Lovecraft Lexicon - Anthony Brainard Pearsall
Dictionary of Angels - Gustav Davidson
Anything by Henry Rollins
Psychomech - Brian Lumley
Anything by Hunter S Thompson
DVD
Henry Rollins: Shock and Awe
Casino Royale
Justice League Unlimited Season 1&2
Batman: The Animated Series Season 1-infinity
Star Wars Trilogy
Gargoyles Season 1&2
Tenacious D: The Pick of Destiny
The Big Lebowski
Punisher (2004)
Talladega Nights
Video Games
Marvel Ultimate Alliance
Call of Juarez
Pirates of the Caribbean: At World's End
Comics
Seven Soldiers of Victory Vol 2-4
Transmetropolitan Vol 6-10
Preacher Vol 4-9
The Watchmen
Captain Atom: Armageddon
Ion Vol 1
Blue Beetle Vol 1
The Incredible Hulk: Planet Hulk
Generic Stuff
Kickass wall decorating stuff
Tattoo fund contributions
Um....cool stuff?
The Greed List
The Expensivo Collection
A guitar of some sort, preferably electric
If an electric guitar is acquired, and amp will be required
A rapier (deep down, everyone digs the Musketeers)
Four years worth of university tuition
The Real List
Books
The Lovecraft Lexicon - Anthony Brainard Pearsall
Dictionary of Angels - Gustav Davidson
Anything by Henry Rollins
Psychomech - Brian Lumley
Anything by Hunter S Thompson
DVD
Henry Rollins: Shock and Awe
Casino Royale
Justice League Unlimited Season 1&2
Batman: The Animated Series Season 1-infinity
Star Wars Trilogy
Gargoyles Season 1&2
Tenacious D: The Pick of Destiny
The Big Lebowski
Punisher (2004)
Talladega Nights
Video Games
Marvel Ultimate Alliance
Call of Juarez
Pirates of the Caribbean: At World's End
Comics
Seven Soldiers of Victory Vol 2-4
Transmetropolitan Vol 6-10
Preacher Vol 4-9
The Watchmen
Captain Atom: Armageddon
Ion Vol 1
Blue Beetle Vol 1
The Incredible Hulk: Planet Hulk
Generic Stuff
Kickass wall decorating stuff
Tattoo fund contributions
Um....cool stuff?