a thought upon watching "return of the jedi" for the five hundredth time...
...if luke skywalker can use his jedi telekinesis to levitate c-3po to fool the ewoks into thinking him a deity, why can't he use his jedi telekinesis to undo the ropes binding him to the ewok cooking spit, get back his lightsaber and show the ewoks who's boss?
and why did it take me twenty three years to figure this out?
and why did it take me twenty three years to figure this out?