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我翻译我的岗位成英语使用我发现了的某一滑稽在线翻译事。
I translate my post become English used me discovers some funny on-line translation matter.
我是这里只二天并且我已经仇恨美国。我错过在家。我被带来了与没有我自己的事并且我设陷井在一个房子里与十其它人。大多数他们是其它十几岁的女孩。当购物与Giles 是乐趣 他坚持杀害我与牛奶! 我设法说 我是乳糖不宽容但他继续撞它在我的喉头下。 因此我经常感觉病。正我不了解英语和没人在这个房子里了解中文。只一个人能够与我通信根本并且那是Cole 。他继续说 Giles 和 Buffy 和钉将设法杀害我。我不希望是死。我被告诉 他们保护我。反而Cole 许诺抢救我从这奇怪的人民。我设法有一次交谈与 Billy 神像型号人但这没有有效得很好并且我哭泣。 然后Giles 惊吓了我对死亡当他决定了显示我可怕图片妖怪与血液和胆量并且我必须锁在这个卫生间里。我并且不睡觉很好由于时区问题。那里我是从今天应该是明天。
然后大家对待我如我是愚笨的。我不是聋的。我不讲英语。请停止叫喊在我的面孔! 我从未是很单独在我的生活中。我想回家。某人可以采取我家吗? 或至少让我度过一天于地方中国镇?
I were here only two days and I already hate USA. I miss in the home. I bring and I have not supposed with myself matter the trap in one house and ten other people. The majority they are other ten several year old girl. When the shopping and Giles is the pleasure he persists kills me I tries with the milk to say I are the lactose are not tolerant but he continue to hit it under mine throat. Therefore I frequently feel the sickness. I do not understand English and nobody understands Chinese in this house. The only one person can correspond basic with me and that is Cole. He continue to say, Giles and Buffy and the nail will try to kill me. I do not hope is dies. I are told they protect I. Instead the Cole promise rescues me from this strange people. I try to have one time of conversation and the Billy Idol model person but this have not been effective very well and I sob. Then Giles frightened me to the death when he decided demonstrated my fearful picture monster and I must lock with the blood and the guts in this bathroom. I and do not sleep very well as a result of the time zone question. There I will be from today should be tomorrow.
Then everybody treats my like me is stupid. I are not deaf. I do not speak English. Please stops yelling in mine face! I never are very alone in mine life. I want to go home. Some person may adopt my family? Or at least lets me pass one day to the place China town?
I translate my post become English used me discovers some funny on-line translation matter.
我是这里只二天并且我已经仇恨美国。我错过在家。我被带来了与没有我自己的事并且我设陷井在一个房子里与十其它人。大多数他们是其它十几岁的女孩。当购物与Giles 是乐趣 他坚持杀害我与牛奶! 我设法说 我是乳糖不宽容但他继续撞它在我的喉头下。 因此我经常感觉病。正我不了解英语和没人在这个房子里了解中文。只一个人能够与我通信根本并且那是Cole 。他继续说 Giles 和 Buffy 和钉将设法杀害我。我不希望是死。我被告诉 他们保护我。反而Cole 许诺抢救我从这奇怪的人民。我设法有一次交谈与 Billy 神像型号人但这没有有效得很好并且我哭泣。 然后Giles 惊吓了我对死亡当他决定了显示我可怕图片妖怪与血液和胆量并且我必须锁在这个卫生间里。我并且不睡觉很好由于时区问题。那里我是从今天应该是明天。
然后大家对待我如我是愚笨的。我不是聋的。我不讲英语。请停止叫喊在我的面孔! 我从未是很单独在我的生活中。我想回家。某人可以采取我家吗? 或至少让我度过一天于地方中国镇?
I were here only two days and I already hate USA. I miss in the home. I bring and I have not supposed with myself matter the trap in one house and ten other people. The majority they are other ten several year old girl. When the shopping and Giles is the pleasure he persists kills me I tries with the milk to say I are the lactose are not tolerant but he continue to hit it under mine throat. Therefore I frequently feel the sickness. I do not understand English and nobody understands Chinese in this house. The only one person can correspond basic with me and that is Cole. He continue to say, Giles and Buffy and the nail will try to kill me. I do not hope is dies. I are told they protect I. Instead the Cole promise rescues me from this strange people. I try to have one time of conversation and the Billy Idol model person but this have not been effective very well and I sob. Then Giles frightened me to the death when he decided demonstrated my fearful picture monster and I must lock with the blood and the guts in this bathroom. I and do not sleep very well as a result of the time zone question. There I will be from today should be tomorrow.
Then everybody treats my like me is stupid. I are not deaf. I do not speak English. Please stops yelling in mine face! I never are very alone in mine life. I want to go home. Some person may adopt my family? Or at least lets me pass one day to the place China town?