wordy rappinghood
Yet Another iTunes Shuffle Challenge
because i am procrastinating on uni work and other fics at the same time
i asked jessdislikesjam to give me varied pairings and I got varied pairings.
Ratings vary, but nothing too hectic.
Warnings: Drinking, drug use, swearing, sexual situations, guns (the prompts were big on guns this time around)
1. Jin/J-Hope (BTS): Pumpkin and Hunny Bunny- Roger Waters
'You got everything?' Seokjin asked quietly and Hosoek grinned up at him from where he was crouching over the bag.
'Everything we need,' he replied, and Seokjin could feel his excitement infect him, send a bubble of joy to squeeze his heart and he reached down to pull him to his feet.
'I love you,' he murmured against Hosoek's lips and Hosoek laughed delightedly.
'I love you too.'
Seokjin grinned under his mask later, gun heavy in his hand as everyone hit the floor and Hosoek barked out orders.
Hosoek whooped out the window as they drove into the sunset, Seokjin taking his eyes off the road briefly to grin at Hosoek and his lapful of money.
2. Mark/Yugyeom (GOT7): The Last Gunfighter Ballad- Johnny Cash
Mark ran a finger around the rim of his glass, staring into the amber whiskey.
The door of the saloon swung open and Mark didn't look up until someone sat next to him and an almost-forgotten voice ordered 'What he's having,' and his eyes shot up and his hand leapt to his belt- but there was no longer a holster there, no gun for years, and Yugyeom's eyes were twinkling when he met his gaze with his own.
'It's been years,' Yugyeom commented, 'How's the leg?'
Mark swallowed, his throat suddenly dry. 'Working,' he replied, and Yugyeom chuckled.
'Sorry about the bullet in it. Just business, you understand.' Yugyeom reached for his own drink, nonchalant as ever.
Mark could smell the gunpowder in the air, his partner lying bleeding on the ground as he stared across the street at Yugyeom holding the smoking gun, and he should have pulled the trigger, shot the fucker down, when when the night before was still fresh on his mind, Yugyeom on his knees in front of him, fingers touching, tongues exploring, he found he couldn't, and then another shot rang out and white-hot pain exploded in his knee, making him scream.
'No hard feelings?' Yugyeom was saying and Mark reached shakily for his drink.
'None at all.'
3. V (BTS)/Mir (MBLAQ): Can't Not- Alanis Morissette
He's loud and happy and all over the place and known as the class clown and Cheolyong resents Kibum pointing out that he's 'basically a second you, no wonder you like him' and Woohyun can go to hell with his 'if you ever grow the balls to make a move on him the world might explode, bear that in mind' because the kid is four years younger than him and starting high school as Cheolyong is finishing it and he resents Mr. Jung for putting them in detention together.
So when he's pressing Taehyung against the wall in the bathroom and teaching him exactly how to use his tongue (hands on learning always worked the best for him) and they're both completely ignoring classes in favour of losing the game of who can be the quietest (Cheolyong never was good at that game anyway), all Cheolyong has to say in his defence when Mr. Park catches them is, well.
He can't not.
(To which Mr. Park tells him he can't not use the seperate detention time to work on his grammar.)
4. Jessica (SNSD)/Taecyeon (2PM): Was It A Dream- 30 Seconds To Mars
Taecyeon woke up with a mouth tasting like toilet paper, a swirling in his head that threatened to become a headache, and an arm draped across his face.
He groaned and threw Junho's arm off him, slowly sitting up and trying to capture the images flickering thrugh his head- pretty brown eyes, bouncing honey blonde hair, and shy laugh, soft skin under his hands and the dim impression of a tongue in his mouth.
'Junho,' Taecyeon whispered- he meant to speak normally but his voice gave out on him. 'Junho, wake up.'
Junho's face twisted in a scowl. 'No,' he grumbled.
'Junho, what happened last night?' Taecyeon demanded urgently, and Junho rolled onto his stomach.
'I don't remember you arriving, I'm not the person to talk to, now fuck off and let me die in peace,' came the muffled reply and Taecyeon made a face at him, accidentally-on-purpose kicking Junho's ribs as he heaved himself up, wincing at the debris of the party scattered around.
It was only a few days later when the last of the hangovers dissapated and a photo ended up on facebook of Jessica in Taecyeon's lap, the two of them attached at the lips, that he was sure it wasn't a dream.
And no, he was not going to wipe that silly grin off his face, thank you very much, Jay, have you seen her.
5. Woori (Rainbow)/Myungsoo (Infinite): I Want You To Want Me- Cheap Trick
Myungsoo couldn't breathe.
Woori was on stage with her friends at the local student bar and Myungsoo wasn't sure if what she was wearing and how she was moving was entirely legal but she was singing along to Cheap Trick and looking straight at him as she sung 'I'm begging you to beg me' and Myungsoo couldn't breath.
'You're bright red,' Sungyeol commented idly and Myungsoo squeaked in surprise, having forgotten he was there. Sungyeol gave him an unimpressed look, although Myungoo could see the grin threatening to break through. 'You're not going to get more of a hint to ask her out, you know.'
'But-' Myungsoo tried, clutching at his drink like a baby blanket, and Sungyeol shook his head.
'No. I'm not letting you back in the room tonight until you ask her out. And then hopefully I won't have to let you back in the room,' Sungyeol leered, and Myungsoo felt his cheeks grow hotter as he stole another glance across the room.
6. Ricky (Teen Top)/Junho (2PM): Thetawaves- System of a Down
People don't think much of them.
Not in a bad way- they just don't expect trouble or rebellion from two babyfaces.
Junho teaches Ricky to use it to his advantage, even if sometimes it gets too much and people shy away unconsciously from that look in his eye.
'Survival instinct,' Junho teases when they're alone, bones relaxed as the ceiling spins above them, chemicals coursing through their veins, painting smiles inside.
Ricky laughs, a bit too far gone for words and reached out for Junho, curling into him as they collide and breathe each other in, lost in the their moment of endless infinity, ignoring the finality of the world outside.
7. Sunggyu (Infinite)/Changsub (BToB): San Ber'dino- Frank Zappa
Sunggyu can think of plenty things he'd rather be doing than driving a motorhome across the desert for a friend.
And that was before Ilhoon asked him to pick up some stranger, hearing he'd be heading his way, but the guy looks harmless enough and it's a really long drive through the desert up ahead and while he likes the company of his music, he looks odd holding a conversation with his stereo.
Turns out, his name is Changsub and he's Ilhoon's cousin and he's-
'Just got out of jail,' he says airily and Sunggyu almost slams on the brakes. Shit.
Changsub laughs. 'I'm kidding,' he assures him, and then shrugs. 'I mean, kind of. I was only there overnight because I was too drunk to find my way home and I have shit friends.'
Sunggyu breathes a sigh of relief.
'And you? Why are you driving a Winnebago across the desert on your own?' Changsub asks, and Sunggyu catches a glimpse of the tattoo stretched up his forearm.
'I somehow got roped into doing this for a friend,' he explains, 'I'm not quite sure of the finer details of how it happened myself, to be honest.'
Changsub laughs. 'I can relate. You sure you're okay with me bumming a ride?'
'Yeah,' Sunggyu answers easily, 'The company will be nice.'
They're in the middle of the desert when Sunggyu pulls over for the night and digs around for some food while Changsub stretched outside.
'Hey.' Sunggyu turns at Changsub's voice to see him sticking his head through the door. 'Do you smoke?'
'Uh, cigarettes? No, sorry.'
Changsub laughs. 'No, not cigarettes.'
It takes Sunggyu a beat longer than it should have. 'Oh. Uh. I have done.'
'I was thinking of rolling a joint. Care to join me?'
Sunggyu considers it for all of five seconds before shrugging. 'Yeah, why not.'
Changsub's grin hits Sunggyu in the stomach for whatever reason and soon he's relaxed and Changsub's given up blowing smoke rings and they're giggling at the stars and Sunggyu hazily thinks that he could think of worse ways to spend his time, and also that they didn't bring enough food.
And if he and Changsub end up sharing a bed, it's because the desert gets really cold at night and Sunggyu wasn't prepared.
And if the trip takes a few days longer than expected, Sunggyu blames it entirely on Changsub's tattoos.
Especially the hidden ones.
8. Lee Jongsuk/Kim Woobin: Jump- Van Halen
Woobin knows the guy across the bar is staring at him.
He can feel it.
Also he'd been staring all night and Woobin had glanced over enough times to see him turn down a few interested parties, eyes fixed on Woobin the entire time, pouty lips curved into an alluring smile.
He looks like bad news, mischief twinkling in his eyes, leather jacket worn at the elbows, long fingers stroking his beer bottle.
Woobin starts when the guy flumps into the seat next to him.
'Okay, I was trying t be all cool and alluring, but the record machine was starting to dig into my back and I was getting really bored. Would it kill you to make a move on a guy? I'm Jongsuk, by the way, so you know what to scream later.'
Woobin stares, his mind swirling before settling on 'Really? So I know what to scream later? You're going to go with that as your opening statement?'
Jongsuk grins and shrugs. 'I suppose you're right. Tell me your name so I know what to scream later.'
Woobin sputters into his drink.
'Okay, okay,' Jongsuk concedes with a chuckle, 'Let's start over. Hi, I'm Jongsuk, what's your name?'
'Woobin,' Woobin says, accepting the proffered handshake.
'Woobin, huh?' Jongsuk's eyes glitter and he runs his tongue alng his teeth before grinning. 'Woobin,' he moans filthily and Woobin almost knocks his drink over in surprise. Jongsuk laughs. 'Just practicing for later,' he says and Woobin buries his face in his arms to hide his laughter.
Might as well let a little bit of trouble into his life, Woobin supposes, as if he wasn't already gone the moment he laid eyes on him.
9. Eunji (APink)/Seo Inguk: Comin' Home- City & Colour
It had been a year and Inguk had been everywhere, all over the globe, and he as tired now, tired of living in hotels and flying and he just wanted to collapse in a place he could call home, a place with a bed that wasn't always perfectly made and he could leave his clothes lying around without feeling guilty- actually having someone clean up after him had been quite nice, he might miss that.
He stood outside the old cafe, looking through the glass at the stacked tables and at her, laughing at something Hoya said, and something dropped in the pit of his stomach when she leaned in to give him a hug and then Hoya caught his eye over her shoulder an grinned and said seomthing and she turned around, eye wide in confusion until she saw him and he could hear her shriek through the glass.
He was laughing even as he winced at the force she threw the door open with, dropping his bags so he could catch her as she threw herself at him.
She punched him immediately after he put her down. 'Why didn't you tell me you were coming back? How long are you back for?'
'For good, hopefully.'
She made a face. 'Dammit. Stuck with you again.'
And then she was grinning again as Hoya came outside to give him a hug and it was only much much later when he was breathing her in, did he dare to think that for him, Eunji was all the home he needed.
10. V (BTS)/ Youngmin and Kwangmin (Boyfriend): Makin' Out With Granny- Falling Mirrors
Taehyung is far too good at the warbling old lady voice, the twins tell him, but Taehyung thinks that's a good thing.
After all, he thinks as he adjusts his wig and glasses, the eyeshadow heavy on his lids, the floral blue dress and pearls aren't going to sell the granny act without some convincing acting.
So he warbles after Youngmin and Kwangmin- whichever one is in the shop with him at the time, the lenses in the glasses make his vision blurry enough that he can't tell them apart, despite how well he knows them.
A feint here, a change there, and Taehyung is pulling out the shotgun from under the dress and trying not to completely fumble it- he really should have practiced that, he mourns- and waving it at the gaping shopkeeper.
'Open the till,' he yells, the man squawking in surprise at the appearance of two guys at his shoulders, and Youngmin- no, Kwangmin- no, Youngmin- oh whatever, one of them pokes him in the head with his own gun (unloaded, of course, but no one needed to know that.).
The other twin laughs as the till opens quickly and they load up the cash, scurrying to the door. One of the twins hooks Taehyung's arm and pauses for a second to shoove his tongue down Taehyung's throat and oh, that's definitely Kwangmin, and Taehyung's grinning as he picks up his skirts to run after the twins.
because i am procrastinating on uni work and other fics at the same time
i asked jessdislikesjam to give me varied pairings and I got varied pairings.
Ratings vary, but nothing too hectic.
Warnings: Drinking, drug use, swearing, sexual situations, guns (the prompts were big on guns this time around)
1. Jin/J-Hope (BTS): Pumpkin and Hunny Bunny- Roger Waters
'You got everything?' Seokjin asked quietly and Hosoek grinned up at him from where he was crouching over the bag.
'Everything we need,' he replied, and Seokjin could feel his excitement infect him, send a bubble of joy to squeeze his heart and he reached down to pull him to his feet.
'I love you,' he murmured against Hosoek's lips and Hosoek laughed delightedly.
'I love you too.'
Seokjin grinned under his mask later, gun heavy in his hand as everyone hit the floor and Hosoek barked out orders.
Hosoek whooped out the window as they drove into the sunset, Seokjin taking his eyes off the road briefly to grin at Hosoek and his lapful of money.
2. Mark/Yugyeom (GOT7): The Last Gunfighter Ballad- Johnny Cash
Mark ran a finger around the rim of his glass, staring into the amber whiskey.
The door of the saloon swung open and Mark didn't look up until someone sat next to him and an almost-forgotten voice ordered 'What he's having,' and his eyes shot up and his hand leapt to his belt- but there was no longer a holster there, no gun for years, and Yugyeom's eyes were twinkling when he met his gaze with his own.
'It's been years,' Yugyeom commented, 'How's the leg?'
Mark swallowed, his throat suddenly dry. 'Working,' he replied, and Yugyeom chuckled.
'Sorry about the bullet in it. Just business, you understand.' Yugyeom reached for his own drink, nonchalant as ever.
Mark could smell the gunpowder in the air, his partner lying bleeding on the ground as he stared across the street at Yugyeom holding the smoking gun, and he should have pulled the trigger, shot the fucker down, when when the night before was still fresh on his mind, Yugyeom on his knees in front of him, fingers touching, tongues exploring, he found he couldn't, and then another shot rang out and white-hot pain exploded in his knee, making him scream.
'No hard feelings?' Yugyeom was saying and Mark reached shakily for his drink.
'None at all.'
3. V (BTS)/Mir (MBLAQ): Can't Not- Alanis Morissette
He's loud and happy and all over the place and known as the class clown and Cheolyong resents Kibum pointing out that he's 'basically a second you, no wonder you like him' and Woohyun can go to hell with his 'if you ever grow the balls to make a move on him the world might explode, bear that in mind' because the kid is four years younger than him and starting high school as Cheolyong is finishing it and he resents Mr. Jung for putting them in detention together.
So when he's pressing Taehyung against the wall in the bathroom and teaching him exactly how to use his tongue (hands on learning always worked the best for him) and they're both completely ignoring classes in favour of losing the game of who can be the quietest (Cheolyong never was good at that game anyway), all Cheolyong has to say in his defence when Mr. Park catches them is, well.
He can't not.
(To which Mr. Park tells him he can't not use the seperate detention time to work on his grammar.)
4. Jessica (SNSD)/Taecyeon (2PM): Was It A Dream- 30 Seconds To Mars
Taecyeon woke up with a mouth tasting like toilet paper, a swirling in his head that threatened to become a headache, and an arm draped across his face.
He groaned and threw Junho's arm off him, slowly sitting up and trying to capture the images flickering thrugh his head- pretty brown eyes, bouncing honey blonde hair, and shy laugh, soft skin under his hands and the dim impression of a tongue in his mouth.
'Junho,' Taecyeon whispered- he meant to speak normally but his voice gave out on him. 'Junho, wake up.'
Junho's face twisted in a scowl. 'No,' he grumbled.
'Junho, what happened last night?' Taecyeon demanded urgently, and Junho rolled onto his stomach.
'I don't remember you arriving, I'm not the person to talk to, now fuck off and let me die in peace,' came the muffled reply and Taecyeon made a face at him, accidentally-on-purpose kicking Junho's ribs as he heaved himself up, wincing at the debris of the party scattered around.
It was only a few days later when the last of the hangovers dissapated and a photo ended up on facebook of Jessica in Taecyeon's lap, the two of them attached at the lips, that he was sure it wasn't a dream.
And no, he was not going to wipe that silly grin off his face, thank you very much, Jay, have you seen her.
5. Woori (Rainbow)/Myungsoo (Infinite): I Want You To Want Me- Cheap Trick
Myungsoo couldn't breathe.
Woori was on stage with her friends at the local student bar and Myungsoo wasn't sure if what she was wearing and how she was moving was entirely legal but she was singing along to Cheap Trick and looking straight at him as she sung 'I'm begging you to beg me' and Myungsoo couldn't breath.
'You're bright red,' Sungyeol commented idly and Myungsoo squeaked in surprise, having forgotten he was there. Sungyeol gave him an unimpressed look, although Myungoo could see the grin threatening to break through. 'You're not going to get more of a hint to ask her out, you know.'
'But-' Myungsoo tried, clutching at his drink like a baby blanket, and Sungyeol shook his head.
'No. I'm not letting you back in the room tonight until you ask her out. And then hopefully I won't have to let you back in the room,' Sungyeol leered, and Myungsoo felt his cheeks grow hotter as he stole another glance across the room.
6. Ricky (Teen Top)/Junho (2PM): Thetawaves- System of a Down
People don't think much of them.
Not in a bad way- they just don't expect trouble or rebellion from two babyfaces.
Junho teaches Ricky to use it to his advantage, even if sometimes it gets too much and people shy away unconsciously from that look in his eye.
'Survival instinct,' Junho teases when they're alone, bones relaxed as the ceiling spins above them, chemicals coursing through their veins, painting smiles inside.
Ricky laughs, a bit too far gone for words and reached out for Junho, curling into him as they collide and breathe each other in, lost in the their moment of endless infinity, ignoring the finality of the world outside.
7. Sunggyu (Infinite)/Changsub (BToB): San Ber'dino- Frank Zappa
Sunggyu can think of plenty things he'd rather be doing than driving a motorhome across the desert for a friend.
And that was before Ilhoon asked him to pick up some stranger, hearing he'd be heading his way, but the guy looks harmless enough and it's a really long drive through the desert up ahead and while he likes the company of his music, he looks odd holding a conversation with his stereo.
Turns out, his name is Changsub and he's Ilhoon's cousin and he's-
'Just got out of jail,' he says airily and Sunggyu almost slams on the brakes. Shit.
Changsub laughs. 'I'm kidding,' he assures him, and then shrugs. 'I mean, kind of. I was only there overnight because I was too drunk to find my way home and I have shit friends.'
Sunggyu breathes a sigh of relief.
'And you? Why are you driving a Winnebago across the desert on your own?' Changsub asks, and Sunggyu catches a glimpse of the tattoo stretched up his forearm.
'I somehow got roped into doing this for a friend,' he explains, 'I'm not quite sure of the finer details of how it happened myself, to be honest.'
Changsub laughs. 'I can relate. You sure you're okay with me bumming a ride?'
'Yeah,' Sunggyu answers easily, 'The company will be nice.'
They're in the middle of the desert when Sunggyu pulls over for the night and digs around for some food while Changsub stretched outside.
'Hey.' Sunggyu turns at Changsub's voice to see him sticking his head through the door. 'Do you smoke?'
'Uh, cigarettes? No, sorry.'
Changsub laughs. 'No, not cigarettes.'
It takes Sunggyu a beat longer than it should have. 'Oh. Uh. I have done.'
'I was thinking of rolling a joint. Care to join me?'
Sunggyu considers it for all of five seconds before shrugging. 'Yeah, why not.'
Changsub's grin hits Sunggyu in the stomach for whatever reason and soon he's relaxed and Changsub's given up blowing smoke rings and they're giggling at the stars and Sunggyu hazily thinks that he could think of worse ways to spend his time, and also that they didn't bring enough food.
And if he and Changsub end up sharing a bed, it's because the desert gets really cold at night and Sunggyu wasn't prepared.
And if the trip takes a few days longer than expected, Sunggyu blames it entirely on Changsub's tattoos.
Especially the hidden ones.
8. Lee Jongsuk/Kim Woobin: Jump- Van Halen
Woobin knows the guy across the bar is staring at him.
He can feel it.
Also he'd been staring all night and Woobin had glanced over enough times to see him turn down a few interested parties, eyes fixed on Woobin the entire time, pouty lips curved into an alluring smile.
He looks like bad news, mischief twinkling in his eyes, leather jacket worn at the elbows, long fingers stroking his beer bottle.
Woobin starts when the guy flumps into the seat next to him.
'Okay, I was trying t be all cool and alluring, but the record machine was starting to dig into my back and I was getting really bored. Would it kill you to make a move on a guy? I'm Jongsuk, by the way, so you know what to scream later.'
Woobin stares, his mind swirling before settling on 'Really? So I know what to scream later? You're going to go with that as your opening statement?'
Jongsuk grins and shrugs. 'I suppose you're right. Tell me your name so I know what to scream later.'
Woobin sputters into his drink.
'Okay, okay,' Jongsuk concedes with a chuckle, 'Let's start over. Hi, I'm Jongsuk, what's your name?'
'Woobin,' Woobin says, accepting the proffered handshake.
'Woobin, huh?' Jongsuk's eyes glitter and he runs his tongue alng his teeth before grinning. 'Woobin,' he moans filthily and Woobin almost knocks his drink over in surprise. Jongsuk laughs. 'Just practicing for later,' he says and Woobin buries his face in his arms to hide his laughter.
Might as well let a little bit of trouble into his life, Woobin supposes, as if he wasn't already gone the moment he laid eyes on him.
9. Eunji (APink)/Seo Inguk: Comin' Home- City & Colour
It had been a year and Inguk had been everywhere, all over the globe, and he as tired now, tired of living in hotels and flying and he just wanted to collapse in a place he could call home, a place with a bed that wasn't always perfectly made and he could leave his clothes lying around without feeling guilty- actually having someone clean up after him had been quite nice, he might miss that.
He stood outside the old cafe, looking through the glass at the stacked tables and at her, laughing at something Hoya said, and something dropped in the pit of his stomach when she leaned in to give him a hug and then Hoya caught his eye over her shoulder an grinned and said seomthing and she turned around, eye wide in confusion until she saw him and he could hear her shriek through the glass.
He was laughing even as he winced at the force she threw the door open with, dropping his bags so he could catch her as she threw herself at him.
She punched him immediately after he put her down. 'Why didn't you tell me you were coming back? How long are you back for?'
'For good, hopefully.'
She made a face. 'Dammit. Stuck with you again.'
And then she was grinning again as Hoya came outside to give him a hug and it was only much much later when he was breathing her in, did he dare to think that for him, Eunji was all the home he needed.
10. V (BTS)/ Youngmin and Kwangmin (Boyfriend): Makin' Out With Granny- Falling Mirrors
Taehyung is far too good at the warbling old lady voice, the twins tell him, but Taehyung thinks that's a good thing.
After all, he thinks as he adjusts his wig and glasses, the eyeshadow heavy on his lids, the floral blue dress and pearls aren't going to sell the granny act without some convincing acting.
So he warbles after Youngmin and Kwangmin- whichever one is in the shop with him at the time, the lenses in the glasses make his vision blurry enough that he can't tell them apart, despite how well he knows them.
A feint here, a change there, and Taehyung is pulling out the shotgun from under the dress and trying not to completely fumble it- he really should have practiced that, he mourns- and waving it at the gaping shopkeeper.
'Open the till,' he yells, the man squawking in surprise at the appearance of two guys at his shoulders, and Youngmin- no, Kwangmin- no, Youngmin- oh whatever, one of them pokes him in the head with his own gun (unloaded, of course, but no one needed to know that.).
The other twin laughs as the till opens quickly and they load up the cash, scurrying to the door. One of the twins hooks Taehyung's arm and pauses for a second to shoove his tongue down Taehyung's throat and oh, that's definitely Kwangmin, and Taehyung's grinning as he picks up his skirts to run after the twins.