do the i love you

[chanyeolanda]

Fandom: 2PM
Pairing: Wooyoung/Junho
Rating: NC17
Description: Basically my attempt at playing bingo with jessdislikesjam's kinks, so. Gift fic for her. PWP.
Warning: Excessive use of the word oppa.

Comments

[jessdislikesjam]

HIS FINGER RUNNING ALONG JUNHO'S JAWLINE SHOULDN'T AFFECT ME THIS MUCH BUT OH MY GOD WOOYOUNF NO.

JOEGIHWEUGHU JUNHO NO YOU CANNOT, STOP LOUNGING ABOUT OKAY NO PLEASE NO SFDBGDSHG WOOYOUNG I FEEL YOUR PAIN OKAY BB I DO

"He knelt on the bed, toeing his own shoes off in an attempt at being suave that he tried to tell himself didn't fail, despite the amused glint in Junho's eyes. " OH MY GOD I AM JUST EXCUSE U BTU NEWOGIPIHJE

god and then the way you gently bring it back with the sounds of the bed and how intimate it feels at that moment i am going ott diowoefgi

"mouthing out lyrics to all the love songs he could think of up Junho's thigh," wow hdu like that is just so nice and cosy and it works so well with wooyoung because of the songs he listens to anf fusghsui

" tongue dotting morse code odes down his neck" DO YOU WANT ME TO DRIVE UP TO YOU NOW BECAUSE I WILL AND I WILL BEAT YOU except probably not, i'll probably get pecked to death by your guard chicken and then we'll watch some videos and- OKAY NOT THE POINT BUT THAT LINE IS REALLY NICE OK.

OH JUNHO'S NIPPLES HOW CoOULD YOU JF C AND THEN RIGHT BEFOrE ASKING IF HE WAS OAKAY YOU ASHUIEGGg

"recreating Van Gogh's Starry Night across Junho's torso," busy tongue you have there oppar. ALDOPASGIDG ASLSO I EHUIGCANTO/1/1!??!?!??!?! SO NUECIE.

I WANT TO BEEEE WHERE LEG METS BODYYYYYYYY. OH GAHDD THE LACYD* FIUOEFFGHEUWGEU (wow lacy d that is terrible fingers pls don't be this way in the future)

"Junho seemed to take Wooyoung choking on his saliva as a yes" SUHHGUEWIRJgu you little show off pls go awei

CRIES JUNHO'S PANTIES AIEJGIEURGURGEHGJU IGHURHRU SO BEOWJGWKGNR

ALSO I FORGOT IT EARLIER BC I WAS YELLING ABOUT DDALGI but his mouth tasting the same i weep that is so nice why are you this way why do you make this so comfortable this shouldn't be comfortable this should be griwhgk BUT IT IS JUST SO PERFECT?!?!??! idk you just approached a kink in a really nice way, it's not all about being extravagantly sexy it's also about trust and it just highlighted how close they are and that's really special and ;A; WHY DO YOU DO THIS TO ME STOP WRITING ME SMUT MY HEART CANNOT TAKE IT GHDSUIGH (never stop pls, like never ever).

"'I know lying is wrong, but-' Junho broke off with a yelp as Wooyoung brought his hand down in a sharp slap on his butt.

'Well, aren't you a naughty girl,' Wooyoung murmured, and Junho let out a breathless chuckle, head hanging back and lips curling into a grin. His tongue darted out to run along his bottom lip as he lifted his head to look at Wooyoung." I ATUALLY DETEST YOU FOR THIS BECAUSE /RIGHT IN THE FEELS YOU CANNOT IT KILLED ME SO MUCh THE LAST TIME AND NOW IT'S JUNHO'S BEAUTIFUL REAR ENd AND I AM GOIGN TOT DIE ans tehne what the DUFk wooyoungG CAN u Not be this way

OH GFOSD SD i'm not proud of the sounds i made whilst reading this but now james is pretty curious but how about not a chance ok no. AND JWY GOING COMMANDO OKAY this makes me happy, underwear clinging to his hips makes me happy to i think he just makes me happy in general and ghjerghrejg JUNHO

also oh my god the lube exchange i am crying also jwy get your mouth away from there before i start crying again oh god to late wow i keep touching my hair a lot and now i look like albert einstein. SCREAMS JUNHO THROWING THE BOTTLE AT HIM KJASHAJGDSKJGHSJG also junho's toes but sh

GHJFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFHJKSFSD OKAY THERE ARE TWO tYPOS BUT I DON'T CARE UIWFGHRUU SUNHEABSTAM AND SMESYSY HAALOS FUCKINGRIUEG AND JUNHO NO YOU CANOT DO THAT GET OFF HFIOEWUGHRU H HELP EHE ME HELPE MEEEe

JEUFHUES I THIGORURHUG YOU AIASA OYOOU TRSUTIGGLIGNED WITH THE SINUT/?!?!?! LIAEASSRS.

SCREAMS HDU YOU WIPE YOUR HANDS ON JUNHO'S BLOUSE WOOYOUNG NO U CANNOT HEUWGRUGRHRUI GRUGHRUH I HATE YOU THAT WAS JUTDTY UNFHFUF HNGHH AND THEN I AM WEEPING BECAUSE ONE SOCK STAYED ON AND FEUHGAH HAHAHA UHWFEUEIGRHU NBUT NO RELAYUY HOW CAMI I SOUPIED TO GOI ON TODAY I AMF IDGJ SEEING YOUR NUSBAND LATER RUGHU

[jessdislikesjam]

seriously that was just. i am just. i need ice cream now. you demon. that was so wonderfully intimate and hot and just really nice like jksdhjgh and also i think that was the longest amount of time junho had ever gone without gaping but he was probably gaping during because let's be real BTU JUST JGOEGIRH II LOVEYOU LETS GET MARRIED AGAIN.

[chanyeolanda]

I LOVE YOU TOO OMG I LOVE YOU SO FREAKING MUCH YES LET'S GET MARRIED AGAIN BC THIS IS /ACTUALLY/ THE BEST REVIEW EVER.

I am weeping the way you copied my format at the beginning I love you and just I'm glad you liked it I really am I mean it was tailored specially for you and I know you appreciate pretty lines so i'm glad you liked then and re Van Gogh's Starry Night it was really more a very rough sketch replica lmao also the last chicken died so we have no more guard chickens to peck you to death.

Also happy you liked the intimacy (aka absolute dorkiness tbh) bc I. Appear to be incapable of writing pure smut from established relationships without bringing that intimacy in and not because I want to enhance the experience so to speak but because idk that comfortableness and complete awkward dorkiness has to show through I think it'd be hard to be 100% sexy with someone you're so comfortable with.

Also if james read it I would never come and visit you while you lived in the same house as him again or I'd just hide a lot. Like always.

Also nusband.

Also thanks for looking past the typos I typed it up on my phone and was tired I do intend to fix those as soon as I get to a pc with internet lmao

Also. I. Have forgotten what I was gonna say but I'm glad you liked it I love you and also did I miss any kinks lol