my inner monologue has an English accent...
Me 1: C'mon Telli - it's 10:30. Stop looking up silly icons of David Tennant and do your readings.
Me 2: I don't wanna.
Me 1: Hey - you're the one who paid $300 to get this class. Do you're readings!
Me 2: But... facebook!
Me 1: Don't you want to learn about the nice monasteries, and not look like an idiot in front of your professor?
Me 2: No. Want David Tennant. He's got eyebrows. They go up!
Me 1: What does that have to do with any- hmm... well, you certainly have a point there...
Me 2: *hides textbook and highlighters* Livejournal?
Me 1: *drool* *brain falls out*
...
Me 2: Did you just type LICEjournal... THREE TIMES!?
Me 1: ...
Me 2: *facepalm* Go to school.
Me 2: I don't wanna.
Me 1: Hey - you're the one who paid $300 to get this class. Do you're readings!
Me 2: But... facebook!
Me 1: Don't you want to learn about the nice monasteries, and not look like an idiot in front of your professor?
Me 2: No. Want David Tennant. He's got eyebrows. They go up!
Me 1: What does that have to do with any- hmm... well, you certainly have a point there...
Me 2: *hides textbook and highlighters* Livejournal?
Me 1: *drool* *brain falls out*
...
Me 2: Did you just type LICEjournal... THREE TIMES!?
Me 1: ...
Me 2: *facepalm* Go to school.