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[chantella]

There once was an old spinster from Fifi,

Who had never been kissed in her life:

Along came a cat,

And she said, "I'll kiss that!"

But the cat meowed, "Not on your life!"

-Uncle John's Great Big Bathroom Reader

I found this particular limerick cute and funny. I like cats, and I like spinsters named Bridgette Jones.

Comments

[droogen_leader]

awe, it's a beautiful little bit.

[tony_zapatista]

chantalle, i think you're the spinster. haha, i'm just kidding. you'll find a cat to love you

[chantella]

I doubt it.