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But I did wake up at two in the morning still drunk and really hot, so I put on the AC.

I will totally make it to work today with being all blargh.

Lots and lots and lots of water.

Thank you to everyone who came to dinner last night! Also, lots of thanks to the outpouring of love on my friend's page.

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"Honey, we need to check the options for my retirement plan after we're done with dinner."

I can start saving for my kid's education now.

Yay!

I want to go home.
Let's go home, OK?
OK.

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Today is an awesome day.

You know what? I am really excited the accountant is gone until way later today.
You know why?
She's the only other lady who works here, which means I can totally violate the ladies room with no risk of embarrassment. In fact, I think I'll do that now.

I totally communicated with someone in Spanish today.
It was AWESOME.
So now we have a dealer in Argentina!

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