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SOMEONE STOLE MY FUCKING CAR. MY FUCKING CAR. SOMEONE STOLE IT. AND IT WAS NOT ME. OH MY GOD. I AM REALLY, REALLY ANGRY RIGHT NOW.
THEY STOLE IT FROM INSIDE OF MY CONDO COMPLEX. WITH SECURITY GUARDS AROUND. WHAT THE HELL DO WE PAY HOMEOWNER'S ASSOCIATION FEES FOR IF THEY WON'T MAKE SURE MY CAR ISN'T STOLEN FROM INSIDE THE FUCKING COMPLEX. WHAT THE FUCK?
In other news, my cell phone was in my car, so you may actually need to try my house line to get a hold of me. The good news is that we were able to track down my cell phone and shut it off, and get the phone numbers of some of the people that the fucking criminals made phone calls from. At least I have something to tell the sheriff tomorrow.
Anyway, I really ought to do less screaming and more watching TV to CHILL THE FUCK OUT.
Yes. Yes. I feel better now.