Oh Ebay
Yeah, because what I REALLY need is a pair of silver knee-high platform boots that will make me six foot nine.
Obviously, I bid on them. Apparently, 2009 will be the year of trying to make people think I REALLY AM a drag queen.
Also: things I have learned in the last five minutes. If I ever need a place to spend $1200 on ugly-ass Gucci shoes (seriously, fringe went out in the eighties, and I may have legwarmers and dayglo clothing, but leather fringe I am not bringing back!) eBay can help me. If I ever have a need for stiletto heels that have a sheathe for a whip built in, eBay can help me. If I ever need a stiletto heel of any kind, such as murder or looking like a hooker, eBay would like to be my special friend. Stilettos only look awesome on those who can walk in them, and that number does not include me in it.
If I ever need any sort of sexy-Christmas-boot, eBay wants to give me a call.
I totally know where Posh buys her shoes. SERIOUSLY.
Obviously, I bid on them. Apparently, 2009 will be the year of trying to make people think I REALLY AM a drag queen.
Also: things I have learned in the last five minutes. If I ever need a place to spend $1200 on ugly-ass Gucci shoes (seriously, fringe went out in the eighties, and I may have legwarmers and dayglo clothing, but leather fringe I am not bringing back!) eBay can help me. If I ever have a need for stiletto heels that have a sheathe for a whip built in, eBay can help me. If I ever need a stiletto heel of any kind, such as murder or looking like a hooker, eBay would like to be my special friend. Stilettos only look awesome on those who can walk in them, and that number does not include me in it.
If I ever need any sort of sexy-Christmas-boot, eBay wants to give me a call.
I totally know where Posh buys her shoes. SERIOUSLY.